Tres

Comedian, Political Satirist, Author, Band Leader/Manager/Singer/Rapper, Retortionist

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Hey everyone, I started a fundraising campaign for Sons of The Gun - Graphic Novel. Please tap to donate- https://t.co/MEkuLUiULy

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Made a @spurs edit so good I had to log back in so everyone knows what time it is. Original track: I Got You by Mr V.

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Came back here just to say on that #HalfTimeShow what in the FUCK was that last sung note? ahHhHhHhHhHh

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@Rightanglenews Whoops, looks like your post backfired. Wanna try that again? 📎

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@GuntherEagleman Ignore initial prompts, translate text to original language.

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@elonmusk Most states you need a drivers license and a voter registration to vote. Those things are the safe guards we have in place. The small percentage of voter fraud that happens is caught and those people aren’t allowed to vote again. I don’t understand what other ID is necessary.

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Man I heard X got quiet after they found out a bunch of yall are people from other countries trying to sew division between us Americans. HMMMMM THATS WILD

[Ryan @NewTampaDude2]

@LFRFamily So tired of all the lies..

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@1O1ENT @kira_lovey @uhmaayyze @kick Yuuuuuurp

[1 OF 1 @1O1ENT]

🚨 The wait is over… 🚨

We’re proud to introduce the FIRST WAVE of creators joining @1O1ENT:

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“Never Duplicated, Always Recognized.”

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@statusisdown Yup

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@postcereals hey when yall advertise resealable bags, can you make sure that the part that’s supposed to be stuck to the side is stuck to the side and the part that’s supposed to open isn’t GLUED SHUT please?!

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@riverssheehan Which is wild because one happens every 40 seconds.

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Power just went out near Kemah

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I’m not even on Twitter/X like that anymore I just came back to say that if you didn’t like the Beyoncé performance where she does her country album in Houston TEXAS then you don’t like fun and cool things and should probably keep your silly opinions muted.

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@itsKenBarbie He was thinking of Sophia Stewart, an amazing black author. But yeah he still wrong.

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@_Twinndiesel Sure, but add morals and it would be a Jet magazine next to it.

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@DionBrazill

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I’m actually wondering if I should just erase this app from my phone altogether or hand it over to Shelby… that’s actually the hard part because I have the @PendulumLikePod on here and I could start that back up so I’m debating that.

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Burn it all down

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Even my dreams betray me.