Mark Andrews

Illustrator & Cartoonist. Ex-mature student. Guitar-playing, Crossword-solving, Sci-fi-& Horror loving, Console-gaming life form. Prog fan.

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@miffythegamer To be fair, I *am* ree … oh, no … no, turns out I’m 100% ‘meh’.

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@MatthewStadlen That bloke who gets to do all the breakfast TV interviews explaining how the Government didn’t make a total arse of everything the previous day.
Though, even he seems less enthusiastic about having to repeatedly parrot the agreed 3 word mantra in recent weeks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@LovecraftLuci Dream Theater’s ‘Live Scenes From New York’ had artwork showing the NYC skyline on fire. It was released on September 11th 2001 😱
It was immediately withdrawn, & reissued with new artwork. I’d preordered it, & was sent the album a couple of days early, with original art.

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@BerisfordRon “At this point, M’Lud, I’d like Jethro Tull’s ‘Thick As A Brick’ entered into evidence.”

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@thelochdog @MaxJLHardy I’ve been following this scandal in Private Eye for more than a decade. Ep. 1 was no more than ten mins in & I was raging.

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Mary Turps

#TheFamouslyDIYing

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Gene Hacksaw
#TheFamouslyDIYing

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@BerisfordRon It’s weird going from ‘At home, on Christmas break’ to ‘At home, ✌🏻working✌🏻’.
The shift is almost imperceptible. Still, the days ARE getting longer. It SHOULD get warmer (hopefully).
That feels like it should be a metaphor for something … 🧐

☺️

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@a_toots I haven’t got time to watch the video - too many important things to do 🙄- but I’m guessing our illustrious PM went into full-on malfunctioning Cyborg mode, & kept riffing on a very pre-rehearsed 2 / 3 word slogan?!

Oh, it was ‘TaX CuTs!1’ & ‘sMaLL BoAt5’ for impact.

Git.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Please say "Hello Tony" & show him & his family our respect 🤍

@tonydowney67 is one of the victims of the Horizon #PostOfficeScandal
Tony and his wife were bankrupted, their business & lives destroyed.

THEY HAD DONE NOTHING WRONG

#MrBatesVsThePostOffice #MrBatesvsPostOffice

[Tony @tonydowney67]

I was one of these £38,000 they took from me , bankrupted myself and my wife and destroyed our business and life . Share with anyone and everyone #MrBatesVsThePostOffice #MrBates

Please also read the book by @nickwallis who has played a massive part

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@tonydowney67 @nickwallis I’ve been following the PO scandal in Private Eye for the past decade. Even so, I was raging after 10 mins of ep. 1. When people glibly say “If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to worry about”, I think of what the PO did.
I hope justice will truly be done, one day ��🏼

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@g_gosden @BrexitBuster To be fair, if I had to work in relatively close proximity to - let’s say, for example - James Cleverley, I’d need cheap booze to get me through the day.

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@jdpoc I have no idea what it is. Assuming car-related, so will guess it’s the auto-launch button for Ed Sheeran’s next album, entitled ‘Spong’.
I’m hoping it’s been locked in a concrete box, & thrown into the deepest part of the ocean.

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@ChirpyChet In other news: I have ‘done the dishes’ (& proudly reported as such to my wife) by putting all the dishes in the bin.
I promised to clear the (legacy) washing-up backlog, and I have delivered on that promise.

#ItsWhatTheGovernmentDoes

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@a_toots “DeH LoAf uOR TrAdiSHuN’S oF dRiNkiNG wiNE By DuH piNt!1” 🥴

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@Juliest101 I think it’s probably a fair depiction of what the PM does (i.e. pisses about) rather than be the actual PM.

😒

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@ChirpyChet

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@Gillian24448105 @SandraDunn1955 I think I’d kinda like him to stay ‘in situ’, so he can continue to be a reminder of why this government is an utter train wreck.

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@LovecraftLuci Mostly the 70s, though I was not yet a teenager when the 70s ended. But every decade has its fair share of top tunes, and more than enough rubbish*

*even allowing for the subjective nature of musical appeal.

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