Michael Paras

Successful builder of a Twitter account. Further accomplishments to follow.

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

Drop the "The." Just "Christ." It's cleaner.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

#ThePassionOfTheChrist2 has been officially titled 'The Resurrection of the Christ'

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

Relatedly, I am parassect at the other place

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@WinslowDumaine Absolutely loving Thick Gatorade: Origins

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

This cannot be the way that I find out former president Jimmy Carter has died

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Awful news about Jimmy Carter but hope people come away from this understanding the very real dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@sophiefairplay I remember specifically disliking them when they were first popular, and yet when I hear them now, I get nostalgic as if I'd been a fan the whole time

[dylan @narrenhut]

yo my name is ozymandias and I am here to say
you should look upon my works in a major way

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@chrissacooper Same

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@chrissacooper Great observation!

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

Anyone who either has or is a father named Aaron is welcome to steal my idea for a coffee mug that says "#1 Dad (alphabetically)"

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

"Roll the Old Chariot Along" is just "Wheels on the Bus" translated into sea shanty.

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

I hope the icon is a picture of Stalin

[Aaron @aaronp613]

Apple’s “Clean Up” tool in action on iOS 18.1 beta 3 using Apple Intelligence

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@battlementwalls You really missed out on that front. As we all know, the arts and mysticism communities are free from toxic people and environments.

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@sophiefairplay As someone who loved the Butthole Surfers, I get it.

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

New reaction image

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

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[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

gandalf:

jesus:

gandalf:

jesus: lol, I just realized after I died and came back people started saying I was white too

gandalf: we don—we don’t have to bond over stuff

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@SWTXBelle I originally thought this had to do with a totally different friend group of mine

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

@chrissacooper I, a white cis man, order you to have a cigarette.

[Michael Paras @MDimitriusParas]

Bizarre to watch the conspiracy theory shift to "Jews *aren't allowed to* run the world."