Martin

[Martin @MDJ86]

Fucking hell 😂

Ironically, that's actually funny.

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[Martin @MDJ86]

Holy shit! #PORCRO What a game!

[Martin @MDJ86]

Go on Youri! Deck him! 😂 #BELSEN

[Martin @MDJ86]

It's not! Thank god for that! 😂

[Martin @MDJ86]

Please don't let France vs Sweden be another Matterface / Dixon match.

[Martin @MDJ86]

Thank god somebody scored to spare us any more of this dross! #RSACAN

[Martin @MDJ86]

@SofiGaming No need to panic, it's just camo! 😂

[Martin @MDJ86]

The people thinking that a Calippo isn't an Ice Lolly and the people thinking that a Cornetto / Magnum is, should basically be locked away somewhere unreachable for the good of mankind.

[YouGov @YouGov]

But is a Magnum actually an ice lolly?

Despite being voted Britain's favourite ice lolly, the majority of Britons (59%) say a Magnum is not, in fact, an ice lolly

https://t.co/21XVPBYR6L

[Martin @MDJ86]

Fatawu to come on, score a 40 yard worldie to win it for Ghana, Leicester to sell him for £75mil 👌

😂 #ENGGHA

[Martin @MDJ86]

Right then, the battle of the ex-Leicester City strikers!

Kane vs Ayew! 💪

One highly likely to score, the other might, -might-, break out into a jog (if the moon and stars are aligned etc)

#ENGGHA

[Martin @MDJ86]

@kejamieson_ 4th photo: Cat pre-gunnery information.

3rd photo: Cat post-gunnery information.

😂

[Martin @MDJ86]

@NicoleOnRacing Who knew Silverstone held OTHER races! 😂

(Apparently quite a few people!)

[Martin @MDJ86]

I'm guessing that, due to the fact he's not run at all in the last ten months, Jordan Ayew should be full of energy and zipping about the pitch against Panama like a whippet on a caffeine overdose. #LCFC

[Martin @MDJ86]

"Kramaric the Leicester City man"

[Martin @MDJ86]

"Your commentators, Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon"

Words that strike fear in the hearts of even the deaf viewers.

[Martin @MDJ86]

@kejamieson_ Yeovil looks very different in the sunlight! 🤣

[Martin @MDJ86]

@AndyAitcheson It's impressive that even on here, that one stands out as being especially thick.

[Martin @MDJ86]

@JasonBourne1986 He wouldn't have been my choice - honestly, I'm not sure who I'd have gone with - but I hope he does well.
Mind you, if he does it'll just paper over the cracks until the next inevitable failure as the bigger problems haven't (won't) be addressed regardless.

[Martin @MDJ86]

@AbroadInJapan As with most things, the quality has plummeted because it's now it's easier to just churn out any old shit and watch folks lap it up.

[Martin @MDJ86]

@kejamieson_ No luck catching them swans then?