MILLION $$$ IDEAS

These are my million dollar ideas. If you use one, you owe me a million dollars.

[MILLION $$$ IDEAS @Mdollarideas]

A PEZ dispenser except it dispenses a cracker with a slice of cheese on it.

[MILLION $$$ IDEAS @Mdollarideas]

‘I Voted!’ sticker except it says ‘I Prayed!’ and you selfie yourself wearing it after every mass shooting.

[MILLION $$$ IDEAS @Mdollarideas]

Making ‘diet videos’ you watch at meals with content so unsanitary you rapidly lose your appetite.

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Lydia Lunch Signature Fender Jaguar

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Ghost story but it’s a ghost that starts doing your dishes just as you finish the last bite of your dinner.

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‘That’s Italian’ pizzeria musk deodorant

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There’s an Active Shooter Charlie Brown!

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Edward Scissorhands signature knife sharpener

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Avocado Toast Crunch Cereal

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Horror movie about the tooth fairy… they have been using teeth to build an enamel death-star and they aren’t waiting patiently anymore.

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GetPregnant TV - a t.v. Show you watch if you want to get pregnant

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Laundry Tongs

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Thinking about writing all The Mighty Boosh eps for America but Vince has a killer mullet and Howard is a saddle-fancy urban cowboy.

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Unsolved Mysteries episode about Laura Palmers’ death in TWIN PEAKS #twinpeaks #LauraPalmer

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Unsolved Mysteries episode about Laura Palmers’ death in TWIN PEAKS #twinpeaks #LauraPalmer

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A restaurant where the hostess brings you to a personal kitchen sink. You can eat anything on the menu over a sink.

[MILLION $$$ IDEAS @Mdollarideas]

Any Which Way But Loose except the orangutan is a potato.

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The Odd Couple but it’s Lou Reed and Andy Warhol.

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Tomorrow I’m going to a buffet wearing maternity pants because no one has invented Buffet Pants yet.

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App that lets you go apple picking while laying on your couch.