Saheb_2730

wish me on 25 Dec 🎂
❤ Single❤

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

* girlfriend Say : babu ghar pe koi nhi h *

*Me

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Kaminey hote hai wo dost jo aapko tab yaad karte hai jb chamatkar wale message share karne hote hai

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

When you are going to saloon
During lockdown , then suddenly
Police come......

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

When you are going to saloon
During lockedown , then suddenly
Police come......

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

#_Dear_Girls Ap Ka Recharge Kon Krta Hai ?? 🙄

#Fekna_Mana_Hai 😜😜👊

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

@priza_khan Nice idea 😂

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

I can't do flirting 😐

Mujhse Bahes Ho Jati Hai 🌚😰

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

*Read this fast*
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Congratulations you have been
Selected to work in railway station...

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Jailor To Tailor: 1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor: Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor- #_salmanKhan Aa Raha Hain Na!

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

*The facts we have to understand about girls are*
~wo kisi ki izzat ✨
~kisi ki jannat 😇
~Kisi ki bahen ❤
~kisi ki Rehmat hoti h💞

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

apne dard ko chupana sikh lia, har baat par muskurana seekh lia, bas ye do line bolkar, sundar ladki patana sikh lia😜😁

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Tumhari yaad Dil se jaane nahi denge, tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se Sms kia karo warna, ek kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahin denge

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Duniya vaale poochhate hain : adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie
kya karana chaahie ?

Me: Dobaara so jaana chaahie

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

vafa dhoondhane nikala tha
Gaalib WiFi, mil gaya, to udhar hi baith gaya😂😂

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Mera DIL gavaah hai, alarm band karane ke baad jitani achchhi neend aati hai utani achchhi neend to raat mein bhi nahi aati

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Teen talaq ke baad ab supreme court ko #I_Love_you_as_a_friend par bhi sunwai karni chahiye 😜😜

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

pahle sabar ka fal meetha hota tha ab sabar ke fal ke kahi aur shadi ho jati hai

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

There are 3 solutions to
Deep sleep 😴

1) pillow
2) pill lo 💊
3) pi lo 🍺

Choice is purely your 😜

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

#NewProfilePic

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Boys after a 5 minutes
Conversation with a girl

[Saheb_2730 @Mdsahen007]

Jinki profile par unka photo naa ho please wo friend request naa bheje
Job Tun muhh dikhane layak nahu toh kaisi dosti 😂