Mort Scharfman

55 years ago, Lacking the nimbleness to pick pockets, I turned in desperation to the next best thing: comedy writing.

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@BoardofDeputies Mr. Sugarman's on Israel's poor performance in the media compared to it's (our) enemies is (to coin a cliche') spot on! I've offered my publicity services (sounds less biased than gratis to Israel, all ignored. (Google my credits at Mort Scharfman).

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@BetteMidler

Pardon the presumption. but would you consider playing Sophie Tucker in any medium of your choice?

If yes, no or maybe, Google my credits (Mort Scharfman) at IMDB.

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@Steverino1020 Very happy for your success! I guess you're too big to give me piano lessons again. You don't need the pain in your ears.

Mort

By the way, do you think Bette Midler would be amenable to play Sophie Tucker (in any of the three mediums)?

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@DouglasEmhoff I've presumed to hatch a slogan for bumper stickers and the like for the Biden-Harris ticket---pro bono! Google my name for my credits.

I WANT TO SURVIVE
WITH
BIDEN-HARRIS

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@KamalaHarris I hope it's not too late, but I've presumed to hatch a slogan for bumper stickers and the like--pro-bono! Google me for my credits.

I WANT TO SURVIVE
WITH
BIDEN - HARRIS

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@georgesoros My mistake, I meant to say 2.5 million Arabs.

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@georgesoros As to your benefaction of the "Palestinians",
who despite their lot have never been absorbed by any State of their Arab brothers (200 billion strong), whereas to the 15 million Jews worldwide, little Israel has embraced its bros. purged from every Arab Muslim State.

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@georgesoros While I am bellicose in my outraged by your suffering in the death camp, I find myself of the same sentiments regarding your animosity towards Israel, the only country in the region that has Arab Muslims on its Supreme Court, in its Parliament. (More to come)

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@ClintEa14308916 Mr. Eastwood: I have a treatment for a feature docudrama or limited TV series titled "Satchmo", whose life was--to coin a cliche--stranger than fiction. The stuff that entertainment is made of! Rife with every genre: melodrama; humor; music.... Would you read it?

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@SpikeLeeJoint Mr. Lee, what would you say to creating a film or limited series on Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong? I have a treatment for it.

[email protected]

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@BetteMidler How would you like to play Sophie Tucker in a feature film or limited TV series? I know I'd have one helluva swan song having written it!

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@janetribeca GANGSTER MOVIE Limited TV Series.

The Frank Nitti gang has Hollywood moguls Harry Warner, Louis B. Mayer, Nicholas Schenk, by the throat, extorting over $1,000,000 in "protection" payoffs to Nitti's two controlers of IATSE during the golden years of the Movies.

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@zerogravitymgmt GANGSTER MOVIE Limited TV Series. l
The Frank Nitti gang has Hollywood moguls Harry Warner, Louis B.  Mayer, Nicholas Schenk, by the throat, paying over $1,000,000 in "protection" payoffs to Nitti's two controlers of IATSE during his six years of control.

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@funnyblackdude
Mr. Baris:
I have a treatment for a limited TV series based on the stranger-than-life life and career of Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong, a tragedy, comedy, crime show with music:
The complete entertainment. Any interest or guidance?

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@SimchaJTV Idea for TV series: At The USN Academy at Annapolis is a statue of Uriah Levy, who surmounted ant-Jewish taunts, malignant machinations by superiors to expel him, a pistol duel to the death with a Captain, yet rise from Ensign to Commodore to command the War of 1812.

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@lizastrof
Episodic Series: And older Hollywood talent agent down to zero actor clients turns to “pimping” for jobless male actors to work as escorts for lonely women.

Mort

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@scorsese
GANGSTER MOVIE concerns a period in ollywood when over $1,000,000 was extorted from the movie moguls by a corrupt IATSE, the money funneled to the Nitti gang, who had de facto control of the union. Any interest?

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@BRUCKHEIMERJB Bernard Goldberg (X CBS-News reporter and more recently FOX commentator) and I propose a limited series adaptation of his book "Bias", exposing the compulsory liberal slant of CBS-News when Dan Rather was "The Dan", as Bernie calls him. Any interest?

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@ClintDoing Bernard Goldberg (X CBS-News reporter and more recently FOX commentator) and I propose a limited series adaptation of his book "Bias", exposing the compulsory liberal slant of CBS-News Dan Rather was the overlord. Any interest?

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@ClintDoing Bernard Goldberg, X CBS reporter and more recently FOX commentator and I propose a production of a limited TV series adaptation of his book "Bias", exposing the liberally slanted CBS-News when it was under the aegis of Dan Rather. Any interest?