Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp
Kim K named her baby Chicago West. If you put a comma in between Chica & go, it becomes “Chica, go West”. West of LA is the Pacific Ocean. Ocean rhymes with potion. Potion has 6 letters. “Lip kit” also has 6 letters. Kylie sells lip kits. Kim is hinting that Kylie is pregnant.
Hartwick College coach Meyer calls it a career after 30 years. Meyer, who currently ranks fourteenth in field hockey coaching victories (328) in NCAA Division III history, quickly molded the Hawks into one of the elite programs in the country.🏑👉🏽 https://t.co/5Q5760M2FE
The fact that I’ve never been late to class and have only been absent twice since we’ve started in Sept honest to god surprises/ impresses me. Never thought I’d see the day