Mdu_AFC

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

legitimately one of the best artbutmakeitsports

[optimistic man @_Misandaa]

From groove they do the cutest little things. They’ll be crying cos they need to pee, then when you stop at a filling station, instead of going to the bathroom, they twerk and dance with the petrol attendants😭
You may make bad decisions in life, but you'll never regret hoes man.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Only Arsenal can.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Wemby really has the coldest ad in the entire league 💪🏽

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

The girlfriend called 3 of her friends and all of them are 10/10s

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

You are over 30. No degree, no job, you stay with your parents.

You have 2 kids from different Fathers . awnayo ne learners.

Phone yakho i ecrackile… Une weave eyi 1 neSTI ngaphezulu.

But you expect umjita olingana nawe to have a decent life and everything

Yaz UYANYA! 😩

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Buy difference flavour of condom…

Put banana 🍌 for 10 minutes.. then remove it put grape 🍇 .. then Apple 🍏

When she start smelling like fruit salad … just know the virus is dizzy.

Remove the condom and go enjoy Raw 🔥

Dept. Of health will never tell you this.

[Mdu_AFC @MduzzyT]

@XoliswaZondo Une-honours wena uphapha kanje!?

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Tell them that you used to smash Dineo before you started selling sneakers 😭

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

When he rage baited Drake by dropping Lift Yourself

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

[- @imzftbi]

Cleanest knee slides in the game https://t.co/iCia43F6vg

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No one:

Bafana Bafana players after scoring a goal:

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

Show me a rich nigga with a fat bitch…