💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈

I am Sarah /Sueme86 (Me86Sue) 🎀 / 30ish Lady 👠/ Your New Pan Auntie🏳️‍🌈/ Trying to stay sane these days 👑 / etsy shop: OpenRainbowResin 🌈⭐ 💖💛💙

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

Did I just buy 3 packs of #UnoCards just for the #reverse ? Yeah. I'm an adult and can use my adult money on nonsense. Now I wait...

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

95% blocked but cleared. Heart attacks suck 🍑 thankfully the spouse is home.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

My husband had a heartattack. He survived the widowmaker. I need to get him a t-shirt before he gets out of the hospital.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

It's my birthday. I hate it.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@emilscatus 🤣 I get it. I respect it. Go shake up the establishment!

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

It's my 36th Birthday next week. Ugh. Nothing good ever happens on it. Even the year I was born it was a blizzard and my name got changes twice. #Birthdaysuck Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

Here to the new year! Ugh I'm gonna be older soon 🙃

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@fireshaddow Happy New Year Kid and Co.! Hope you're not snowed in too!

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@fireshaddow Don't apologize. Just take some time to chill and refresh. These are trying times.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

When I grow up I just want to be @DORTHYtheORGNZR

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@fireshaddow Black Magic.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

My kid:"I want a electric phone radio with ear flowers"
Me: wat? Draw a picture for me.
That's an iPod.
Kid: MINI!

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@HackSnackAttack That's fair. Their crust is 💣

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

I left 2 8year olds alone for 5 minutes. I come back and they are baking a cake on my living room floor.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@HackSnackAttack I get a million dollars but a snail who will not die is always on its way to 🔪☠ me.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@HackSnackAttack You hypothetically get "X" in exchange for an immortal snail 🐌 always on the hunt for you. Watch your back if you take the deal.

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@PurrMewsikSings Woo! Looking good girl!

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

I don't know if we can trust the state of Montana. #Reasons

[💅 🎂 SueMe86 🎂 🌈 @Me86Sue]

@fireshaddow Did you end up making it? Speak your truth kid!