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[sara 🦋 phm @chaoticmulaney]

bill hader john mulaney
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being this 🧍🏻‍♂️ emoji whenever
they set foot on a red carpet

[keira @kettlevinyl]

this is going to mean a lot to the hottest girl you know.

[@autechres @autechres]

When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do

[trash jones @jzux]

sometimes you meet someone who’s the opposite of your soul mate. your soul opp

[clock opera @o8040]

when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss

[Vane kitty ☻ @vanessa_cassy]

Yo llevando la conversación a donde pueda usar mi sticker nuevo:

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Hi and What are you Even

[sam @grrleater]

some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. this is my truth #sorry

[nush @nirvna4evr]

my lifes already weird fuck is a venus retrograde gonna do

[selene @rainybabygirl]

u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore

[milk 🥛 @m1lkmoo]

someone joined my jam on spotify just to turn my music off

[101iight @101Iight]

How it feels to have a job and be somewhere

[g @34rths]

Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then

[cav empty @cavempty_]

you can’t convince me there weren’t two thursdays this week yesterday was literally thursday already

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

no fucking way

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i hope we go to walmart together in december

[reese1hunnit @reese1hundred]

If you call me and it’s loud I’m hanging up

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

forget everything i’ve ever said unless it was smart or funny in that case remember it forever