Mia Hansen

be good.

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

I'm feeling......sapphic

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@JanGHansen I'll taje "Tweets that sound like satire from Greek mythology" for 200 please, Alex

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@JanGHansen It's fine if im not there

[Myah @waitisthatmyah]

moths were given wings and immediately tried to do exactly what icarus was warned against

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@JanGHansen Sure, when you hit rock bottom, I guess you can always grab a shovel and start a diggin'

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@JanGHansen @GrahamYeates YES, GRAHAM 👏 👏 YOU ARE CORRECT

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@JanGHansen Yes, you should definitely draw up a schedule for your napping and relaxing

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@waitisthatmicah @imjustsomejosh *I frantically scramble for the car keys, falling on my face. I disintegrate into hundreds of pictures of Micah (from twitter)'s tweets*

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

Abysmal news tonight.

I just hit the perfect "RONALD WEASLEY!! Where HAVE you been??" and I'll never be able to do it again. Immaculate pitch! Hit the greatest vibrato on the "HAVE"!!

ONLY TWO WITNESSES AND NO RECORDING

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

Not pleased with how the word queer has lost its bite. I'm gonna start identifying as a faggot so maybe that way my identity can't be cleansed to a palatable swallow for cishets

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

"Queer is a slur!" Yeah? And its mine. I want it. You just try to keep my grabby goblin hands away from it.

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@waitisthatmicah changing the file name from "essay rough draft" to "Mia Hansen - Essay" and telling theseus that I totally changed the body of the essay he just can't tell because all the new boards are in the same place as the old boards don't even worry about it, bud

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

One of the best things about living in an all she/they house is that I can call a meeting of the minds and discuss how, exactly, I should accessorize for the day.

And when my jewlery collection falls short, one of my roommates has the perfect earrings that I just have to borrow

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

I use she/her but only ironically

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

I am always mere seconds away from talking at length about how much I love my little brother (dm for details)

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

egg dad Egg Dad EGG DAD EGGDAD

[Jan Hansen @JanGHansen]

I went to IKEA today and discovered that I can still fold my more than six feet down into a ball small enough to fit into an egg chair.

For those who don’t know egg chairs, they are designed to comfortably fit a kindergarten student.

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

I want to be good. I want to be kind. I want to be good. I want to be kind.
I want to be good. I want to be kind.

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

Her full name is Queen Margrethe II, In Honour Of The Late Great Maggie Smith, but mom says that won't make it to the vet

[Lori Hansn @LoriLorih811]

Turns out Kittens, like cookies, should come in pairs. Meet Margrethe, new friend for Mathias.
#Caturday #AdoptDontShop #kittens

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must admit that my friend is funnier than me on Twitter 😔

[Mia Hansen @MeaHasn]

@JanGHansen It is on the internet! Memes from 2014 are ancient texts