MeanGirlProblems

She's fabulous, but she's evil.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Looks like your pumpkin spice latte is going straight to your cankles🎃☕️ #PSL #sorrynotsorry

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

I like invented her, you know what I mean?

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters. 👋

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. #MeanGirls #MeanGirlsAppreciationDay

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Is butter a carb? #DisneyPrincess #snapchat #meangirls

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

I'm not interested in caring about people.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Smiley faces... They make all bitchy emails seem somewhat friendly. But let's be honest...

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

It's not fair to make other people look at your naked face. Be more respectful. No you're not a natural beauty. 💁

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Some people are just ridiculously lazy. You should never be too lazy to put your face on. 👸👩💄

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

RIP to the woman who inspires me to get botox and be the betchiest betch possible, Joan Rivers.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

You're going to need a sugar daddy & a pair of fake tits to survive in this world bc you'll never be smart enough to take care of yourself.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

And really... It's not my fault you're so fucking stupid.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

I can count on one hand the amount of people in this world that I actually like. #sorrynotsorry

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

I hate people.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

It's a celebration for girls everywhere today...obviously the #PumpkinSpiceLatte is back 🎃☕️

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

My dog doesn't like you because she's a really good judge of character. #youcantsitwithus #sorrynotsorry

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

If you talk shit about my pet... 1. Fuck you 2. You're going in the burn book.

[NICOLE 👑 @stonecoldbetch]

@MeanGirlProblem I've been meaning to get a fresh mani, SHUT UP. 💅

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Tickling is never okay.

[MeanGirlProblems @MeanGirlProblem]

Your disgusting chipped nails are really throwing off my zen.