๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐~๐
Donโt mind Mommy, just busy ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐~๐
Be good and lay back, you ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐~๐
Heyyyy babes~๐
Do mommy a favor and ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐~๐ฆ
Mommyโs done a little cleaning and lost all her ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐~๐ฅบ
I promise to give them a new and far more ๐๐๐๐๐๐ home~๐
//heyyyy so kinda big announcement, college recently started back up so i will be way less active then usual (if thatโs possible)
And I would like to know if anyone has certain characters that fit my writing! Anyway rn im very slow with replies
โMmmnnnghโฆ~๐โ
โGood morning cutie, sorry for sleeping in a bitโฆlast night was ๐๐๐๐ tiring~๐คญโ
You mind helping Jen wake up?
She canโt really function in the morning without a little โpushโ~๐
โS-SHIT CALM D-DOWNNNGH~๐ฆ๐โ
โI-It was just a j-joke mmmnghh~!โ
Jess was too tired to even THINK about getting off of this shortstacks length~๐คญ
โOh sure thing babe~! Say, arenโt you part of that X-Men group from the news?โ
โIโm always willing to support mutants if ya need hun~๐โ
Jen winks as she signs and kisses the autograph, leaving a green lipstick print
โHow dare you! I would never have any type of relationship with my fans, that power dynamic is toxic and should NEVER be abused by heroโs!โ
โNow please excuse me, I got some papers to look over for my next caseโฆโ
10 Minutes later, after running into her #1 fan:
โHey~! Need a spotter shortie~? You seem to be strugglin with my warmup weight already~๐คญโ
Donโt worry, Ms. Walterโs is great at motivating her lifting partners~๐
โH-HEY?! I get being excited for a crossover but youโre a lil ๐๐๐๐๐๐~๐ขโ
โJustโฆugh, just donโt mess up the costume and we can head down an alley for a little โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ~๐โ
Jen is pretty easy, just donโt piss her off and your pelvic bone will stay intact ๐
โAnother Noise complaint huh~?โ
โAt this point I should just kick ya out, being such a noisy PERV PEST~๐ขโ
โBut, Iโm feelinโ generous, so Iโll make this complaint go away, if you keep quiet while ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐~๐ฆโ
Frankie is actually a huge dnd fanatic, but her campaigns tend to lead down someโฆquestionable pathsโฆ~โฅ๏ธ
โOk fine you can use your wisdom modifier for your saving throw, but that doesnโt change the fact the dragons ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐~๐ขโ
The tall landlord plops down next to you in the sauna, stinking up the cramped room as she tossed her towel aside:
โHey ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, mind helpinโ mama cool off after a lift~?โ
โAinโt nobody gonna know besides you and me, and Iโm real ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐~โฅ๏ธโ
๐ ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ, ๐๐
perfect woman, 7', 450lbs, Pure Muscle. I ONLY eat raw meat. I will bear children, sure to destroy nations. I also invented what is commonly known as aggravated a$$ault. I need someone who will hold the door open for me, and slap my butt as walk through
๐ ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข๐, ๐๐
perfect woman, 7', 450lbs, Pure Muscle. I ONLY eat raw meat. I will bear children, sure to destroy nations. I also invented what is commonly known as aggravated a$$ault. I need someone who will hold the door open for me, and slap my butt as walk through