Kayla

forgive me mama

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[りり @kg31_14]

したことないから気になるんですけど
ベロチューって臭くないんですか？？？？
自分の唾液めちゃ臭いんだけど私だけなの😭😭

[T @T0677952955492]

@jessealordiah Honestly I never felt comfortable saying this out loud but I be kinda scared to get my balls sucked. That’s lowkey the most vulnerable thing u can do with somebody and they literally have your life in their jaws 😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)

Ah, a testament to my feebleness.

Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.

Interesting, how feeble of me.

Yep. Testament to my feebleness.

Feeble again, of course

[dolo @doloyeung]

Punch the monkey? Will do!
(I rear back my right hand, charging my shaking fist with all the resentment I feel for the female attention he has received, attention which I have always been cruelly denied, then unleash a titanic blow that instantly kills the pathetic primate)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

They did a 3D rendering of a young Neolithic man from remains found in modern day Kazakhstan nicknamed 'The wretched imp' and he looked exactly like me

[Juicedupmangoes @Rejuicedmango]

Been bullying one of those evil pitbull breeders on Instagram for over a year n out of nowhere he finally dmed me back n it was nothing but a picture of a dog he bred that looked shockingly like me in black void then he deleted his account

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

When i was a baby I had to wear a helmet to mold my head into the shape of a Heart ❤️. This was my first experience and it taught me to be Lovely 👶

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Tell Mr. President I'm Outside

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My dad: I want a divorce. You see what he’s done to us?! How the SOCCER TEAM laughed at him!?

My mom: Don’t bring him into this! Stepping on a butterfly is reason enough to cry!

Me in my room trying to practice the dance that’ll make me cool: Cat daddy, cattt daddy. Dangit!!

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Corned beef and cabbage today at grandmas is rizz approved!! 🤫🤔

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Can I be a young conservative? I get zero pussy and I’m starting to become racist about it

[Kayla @MeaslyWorm]

@ErrorintheAbyss @Shroomosaur18 @DipsumValley Philodendron silver sword maybe

[alien @fastestUFO]

I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A #SLUT

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Drunk swinging around my longsword in front of the Christmas tree grandma is fucking crying uncles got his hand on his conceal carry warning me go ahead and pull the damn thing see what happens I’m literally faster than you and I can block bullets I’ve done it before

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats what i , nevamind lol, aggggggh (growl) (snarl) spit

[Andrew “The Missile” Linderug @classof83ag]

@BrodyBowens Brody,

Show them how a white man runs the ball.

-The Missile