Mitchey Meatballs

Ricky's sexually confident younger brother | Dog bite survivor

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Scorebug guy is a MESS

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

FUCK FLORIDA!!! THEY WOKE A SLEEPING GIANT! PUMMEL THESE SCUMBAGS!!! #bruinsin6

[Swedish House Mafia @swedishousemfia]

Wow what a ride…13 years since One was born, love to everyone for being with us all these years ❤️

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

@Amtrak you’ve forced my hand. Because of the 2 hour + delays on the NE regional train I’m clearing the cafe cart out of mic ultras and ripping lines off my seat back tray

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

@Amtrak Thanks but you didn’t answer my question — what is a realistic estimate of when the train will arrive at South Station?

[Bert Goochland Jr. @BertGoochland]

Rizz?

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

@BertGoochland I think this is copyright infringement #cancelled

[Bert Goochland Jr. @BertGoochland]

My current addictions power ranked:

1. Golf
2. Cocaine
3. Good box
4. Booze (IPAs / summer ales + martinis rn)
5. Kush (idgaf let’s smoke it)
6. Saying “deadass” unironically
7. Mushroom chocolates
8. Peach vapes
9. Wearing sunglasses at night
10. Eggs

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

This chick on hinge just asked if I was up for a “quick coffee date this week” — listen I can barely get my order right to the barista while I’m sober getting coffee in the AM and she thinks I’ll meet up in the same situation to see if this might be a match?? #WhiteBoySummer

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

Bugging about getting GA for @Lane8music damn damn

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

The first pull of the hot wax and your hair off hurts like a fucking BITCH

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

Just got my back waxed and it was quite the experience, more details in 🧵

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

The feeling of the hot wax solidifying on your skin is like when the chocolate hard shell on your soft serve ice cream firms up

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

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[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

Took half a bar, rented Cocaine Bear on @YouTubeTV and got craft beer dripping down my chin while on the couch — name a better Friday night, you can’t!

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

I want her to stand over & shoot Xanax from her coochie into my mouth

[Mitchey Meatballs @Meatballs_69]

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