Johnathan Burgerson

Food, Games, Game Theory, and Creative Writing are all things of equal importance to me.

[Ash Lazer @AshLazerWrites]

RAD GIVEAWAY #1–

Join The Wolf Pack—@ThisIsKaia has gifted us two seats in the Entertainment Business Mastery class for two lucky winners—details below to enter & win👇🏻

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@AshLazerWrites @TheStuntList @BobBrush47 @thecolbyday @NGDWrites @ThatsWright @rudiomeara @inherentcharlie @BittrScrptReadr @brianscully @LukeWritesStuff One clown dares to stand against the march of society.
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RONALD: Beef Tallow. The Old Testament. The milk and honey of fast food. The line between burger and fry: blurred.
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It starts with a single fry.

[Ash Lazer @AshLazerWrites]

@TheStuntList @BobBrush47 @thecolbyday @NGDWrites @ThatsWright @rudiomeara @inherentcharlie @BittrScrptReadr @brianscully @LukeWritesStuff A BURGER TO REMEMBER | Written by @MeatBringer

Ronald McDonald seduces Wendy Thomas to eliminate a rival, but sinister condiment mogul Theresa Heinz-Kerry exploits their romantic landmines to destroy them both.

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@AshLazerWrites There are toothsome morsels this year! I have to say I'm partial to the ketchup-soaked erotic thriller A Burger to Remember.

[Ash Lazer @AshLazerWrites]

Rated R for RADNESS--

We humbly submit to the writing gods, the #StuntList2023 Season 2.

57 scripts. 5 Special Guests. World Premieres. Dope crossovers -- A fusion of IP & Original Voice from room-ready writers | Lights. Camera. Radness! 🧵👇

Visit: https://t.co/cONG3IquVq

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@MikeBoaks Niles Crane

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@AshLazerWrites @MrPaulBae @Apalmerio1 It's when you type "lol" in your live tweet of the episode while your face remains set in a stony scowl.

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@nevslin "People are bored of Cryptid adventure movies. I've seen a million specs about it now."

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@AshLazerWrites @TheStuntList Can't wait to see the awesome scripts this year!

[Ash Lazer @AshLazerWrites]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled timeline for a special report of epic radness—

@TheStuntList Season 2—The Fusion of IP and Original Voice—drops in a month!!!

Peep the dope details in the thread below ⚡️👇🏼

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@VinceMinutella @SethMSherwood Rubberface with Jim Carrey and Lynne Deragon

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@TychoBrahe You decide, the pregnant pause as seen, or do I get a Papa Nurgle patch to take the place of the missing year?

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@Wendys

Your burgs inspired a screenplay.
A Burger to Remember
Ronald McDonald seduces Wendy Thomas to eliminate a rival, but sinister ketchup Mogul Theresa Heinz-Kerry exploits their emotional landmines to destroy the clown.
98 Pages. Rated R.

https://t.co/owEAhN9JwP

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@grahamification @screencrafting Well deserved, and it deserves to keep going!

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@AshLazerWrites Int. Restaurant - Night

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@davidprybil Comedy Feature (finished)
Logline: Ronald McDonald seduces Wendy Thomas to eliminate a rival, but sinister ketchup mogul Theresa Heinz-Kerry exploits their romantic landmines to destroy them.
Next Up: I Never Stooped to Piracy
An elderly space pirate tries to rewrite history.

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@grahamification @ellie_guzman I love to hate Tom. He speaks and acts exactly like the first platoon leader I ever had fresh out of basic training. I was Greg, but like with no money, or success, or prestige on the line. Just who had to sweep the floor.

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@grahamification's "Gus Klowndaemon: Children's Entertainer" is firing on all cylinders. The premise is pleasingly high concept. Great tone, too. It feels like Good Omens crashed into Patch Adams, and there's blood, whoopie cushions, and red noses everywhere! #SpecScriptShoutOut

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@altonbrown I have a food riddle for you that has stumped all of us. If anyone can solve it you can. The riddle is: Are there any three food items that all taste good paired with one other item in the group, but are unpleasant all together as three items?

[Johnathan Burgerson @MeatBringer]

@TychoBrahe I just want to say the phrase "Vor'Cha class attack cruiser," but, you know, really mean it.