Beth and The Meatloaf

Official page for the critically acclaimed pop group, Beth and the Meatloaf.

VAGI? - THE THIRD STUDIO ALBUM - OUT NOW

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

THE ENSLAVEMENT OF BETH AND THE MEATLOAF: VOLUME I....
.....INTRODUCING…. VAGI?

☠ FEBRUARY, FRIDAY 13тн, 2026 ☠
a cursed album for a cursed day... ON SOUNDCLOUD NEXT WEEK

[Amy Anne @TheAmyAnne]

SheMZ Reports: Candace Owens calls out Kate Shijar for midget spinner scandal in new video! Take a look! #AmyAnneMondays

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

Eat dung

[kim petras @kimpetras]

What would you do if you saw her in a parking lot?

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

Im tweeting from a basement right now. Ive been kidnapped. Im really scared. Theres chinese midgets everywhere. I think I hear Sabrina. I think i even hear Lisa. Maybe im going crazy. I have to go before #SHE comes back and finds my phone. SOS.

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

hi giys Its beth not Kate i am safe and okay no need to look for me or send any cucumbers my way but you can send some crunchy wraps my way and some anti diarrhea pills I dont usually get diarrhea but i do today

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

@TheAmyAnne Oh don’t worry Amy I’m fine I’m eating mexican food right now you know as usual

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

I love Katemine Shijar Gwynerette Fiddlebum

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

If I ever randomly tweet "I love Katemine Shijar Gwynerette Fiddlebum", that means she has successfully followed through with her plan of kidnapping me and locking me in her basement and I need a big strong midget to rescue me

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

Sebastian El Cisbear

[Katemine Shijar Fiddlebum @KateShijar]

I swear shit and piss isn't my life. I'm just geriatric. I'm so much more than my excrement... I'm a veteran, blue collar wife, cop, writer, singer, jewelry maker, pornstar, petty thief, and ethical scammer! Though, I do shit a lot, and aggressively, I'm on the bucket right now.

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

Dung in the boooty lil boyyy dung in the booty
Boy i know u want some dung

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

All that money and he cant afford anti bloating medication

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

When hes eating all the dookie in the parking lot

[kim petras @kimpetras]

Your boyfriend bombaclaat

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

I heard Adela dropped a new song called red bottoms. I Think brown bottoms would’ve been more appropriate for pride month. You know all those fags are painting eachother in the parking lot.

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

Big pussy gyal mi a go wine pon mi sexy asian trade

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

And @KateShijar has BPD. Battered Pussy Disorder.

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

I have ADHD. Asian Dudes Humping (me) Dry.

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

Hi yes ma’am can i have a cofee enema on the side with my dookie pie that would be fabulous thanks

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

I got stds they make my pumpkin itch

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

I kinda hate poo but it doesn’t matter let me muuuuuuuuunch

[Beth and The Meatloaf @MeatloafDiva]

You mix the dookie with the pumpkin… you get a reconditioned dung dung dung sahur pumpkin spice italigarian pissy underwear angel hair dark chocolate transgender m&m pie