MontyTheMeatMissile

Carpet Cleaner By Day. Meat Missile On Stream.

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THE RETURN OF THE MEAT MISSILE? Life updates and news about the future! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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@cryophersate got me with an alt + f4 joke the other day and I'm still mad about it.

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I've had this downloaded since release. I've never even started it. ITS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE! ENSHROUDED! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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This is like my favorite show. South Park: The Stick Of Truth! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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If you're hungover mix a powerade with a red bull. It's great and it works really well!

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@cryophersate Gareth Ursidae

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@cryophersate I'm sorry buddy, I'm going to start reacting more with them!

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How do you look at a high schooler and think, "I'd like to mount that." At least where I'm at high schoolers are the amalgamation of cringe and talking to one about anything is like talking to a brick wall that doesn't know it's head from its ass. And you're attracted to that?

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The fact that in 2024 that I woke up to find out that yet another major online presence/famous person is grooming kids left me speechless, not because I'm surprised, but because I'm so unsurprised, is a problem.

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I know that I definitely am not the best example of wholesome values, but at least im not messing with kids. As a former youth pastor (I left to go get a college degree), I find this sick. How do you even find them attractive? THEY'RE KIDS.

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The Gang Goes To Save The Little People! Baldurs Gate 3! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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The Frens GO adventuring! Sir Rokz Al Lapiz! Dungeons and Dragons! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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HAPPY FREE PORNHUB PREMIUM DAY!

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THE GANG STARTS A COUP! Baldurs Gate 3! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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Hey, so my Dad makes videos with his drone on YouTube and he wants to start live streaming on YouTube. They're actually really cool, and he really enjoys doing it. If you guys would drop him a sub so he can live stream, I'd really appreciate it! https://t.co/4I4NamsFPq

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MONGUS WITH THE LOSERS! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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LETS GO ADVENTURING! PALWORLD! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h

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Slayer Grinding And Bossing With Mike! Runescape! https://t.co/VlO6Iaw89h