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[Mebs @mebs53]

@TalkinYanks OH NOOOO THE YANKEES!!!!

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

This James Harden rant has aged like fine wine

[Edward Burger (not Berger) ❤️🌈 @edwardbrgr]

The #MichaelMovie would’ve been a solid 10/10, 5-star Letterboxd moment, if it ended with a Doctor Strange-style portal opening, and out steps Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury, Taron Egerton as Elton John, Timothée Chalamet as Bob Dylan, Jennifer Hudson as Aretha Franklin, Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash, Austin Butler as Elvis, and Jeremy Allen White as The Boss.

Then Rami’s Freddie turns to Michael and says:

“Darling…...I’m putting together a team”

Cut to a tease of Paul Mescal, Harris Dickinson, Joseph Quinn, and Barry Keoghan as The Beatles, launching the ultimate “MCU” (Music Cinematic Universe) with their mission to take down Justin Bieber. Missed opportunity 🥲

[Craig @CS11__]

Probably my favourite video i’ve ever seen

[Joel Sherman @Joelsherman1]

The Mets have DFAd Omar Narvaez and acquired Luis Torrens from the Yankees for $100,000.

[Mets Batflip @metsbatflip1]

Every single broadcast call of Luis Robert Jr's walk-off home run in the 11th inning.

Via @richmacleod

[New York Mets @Mets]

#OpeningDay starters 👏 #LGM

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[jess @enchantedjess13]

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[leah gone spearfishing @22DUHAIME]

Genuinely top 10 most embarrassing things I’ve had to tell anyone

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

[Zak @zakfilm]

I’ll never get the hate for The Brutalist. Such an incredible film that shouldn’t be possible to be made today

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

the more I see of THE ODYSSEY the more sure I am it’s going to be to DUNKIRK what OPPENHEIMER was to MEMENTO

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

why does it fit perfectly

[jUSTIN @metsventpage]

remember Orion Kerkering's epic throw home?

well you should, so here's 12 seconds of the most embarassing playoff elimination by the Phillies

[John Reed @J_Reed20]

Travis Kelce is showing tonight why Rob Gronkowski is the greatest tight end of all time

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

you already know