Mechthild Handschuh🐹

Self-employed photography team, models.

Passionate about entertainment gossip, but doesn't want to offend anyone.

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

I've dreamed a million times that art and fashion could actually mix, but people always hit me with, “Hey girl, stop embarrassing art. Art is art, and fashion’s full of all kinds of rotten crap.”

But I’ve never thought they couldn’t work together. Folks love to take the worst parts and act like the whole fashion world is garbage. Those models put in way too much for this industry. So I’m just gonna say it loud: fuck the stink.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jennifer Lawrence to ‘Call Her Daddy’ on the most brutal acting feedback she’s received:

“At ‘The Hunger Games’ premiere my mom said she could tell in every scene when I had my period…water retention I guess.”

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@lucysbigtits Lmao she teases it the whole clip and then the dude’s face when he’s right there next to her… she knows what she’s doing 😂

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@PepperSaltsman You idiot, people love to see anyone who disagrees with them as a bot.

Can't you just accept the opposite perspective?👎🏻

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

I've dreamed a million times that art and fashion could actually mix, but people always hit me with, “Hey girl, stop embarrassing art. Art is art, and fashion’s full of all kinds of rotten crap.”

But I’ve never thought they couldn’t work together. Folks love to take the worst parts and act like the whole fashion world is garbage. Those models put in way too much for this industry. So I’m just gonna say it loud: fuck the stink.

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@bbywestern Depends on the spot tbh.

Some county jails people sleep all day no problem (like that one guy who only woke for chow).

Actual prison is way tighter tho, they keep schedules.

My boy was in and said daytime naps get you in trouble real quick 😂

[z* @bbywestern]

if you’re in prison and it’s like 1pm and you get a little sleepy, can you take a nap? Like is that allowed

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@silevvar The contrast is crazy.

One side looking like they walked out of a photoshoot and her just out here trying to keep the act going till that line killed it😂

[𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓼 @silevvar]

“are you stupid?” Literally made her snap outta that act lmao

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@xtalcastle Y’all zooming in way too hard on the soft pic.

That’s normal for a lot of dudes when they’re not hard, especially in studio lighting.

The polaroid one makes it look even flatter but still not “tiny tiny”

[ilywael @xtalcastle]

HIS SHIT IS TINY LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@isisilomilo This is exactly why so many of us don’t trust doctors with women’s stuff.

She was complaining about her abdomen for years and they still missed an 18 pound thing that grew up with her.

Wild. Glad she finally got it out.

[hennessy @isisilomilo]

Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

@graveghostie Not a woman for sure.

Most girls don’t gaf about your degree or dick size that much but aggression is an instant turn off.

This ranking is wild lol 😂

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢 ⚔️ @graveghostie]

I can tell this was not made by a woman

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

Side by side it’s wild.

Younger jlaw still had the freckles, the uneven features, the actual personality in the face.

This new shoot looks like she got the full “make me look like every other actress in 2026” package.

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

Nah this is wild. Timothée and Zendaya look cute or whatever but Tom is literally her husband. A “scripted kiss” on the red carpet is still a kiss in front of the whole world.

Imagine your girl locking lips with her co-star while you’re sitting at home.

The way they’re gripping each other in that first pic is crazy. Zendaya always says the right PR thing but actions > words.

Tom’s probably somewhere stressing and everyone just laughing it off because “it’s for the movie.”

I get they have to promote Dune 3 but this feels messy. Hope Tom is good.

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

People say black goes with everything🖤

[Mechthild Handschuh🐹 @Mechthild_Dd]

Nah this is wild. Timothée and Zendaya look cute or whatever but Tom is literally her husband. A “scripted kiss” on the red carpet is still a kiss in front of the whole world.

Imagine your girl locking lips with her co-star while you’re sitting at home.

The way they’re gripping each other in that first pic is crazy. Zendaya always says the right PR thing but actions > words.

Tom’s probably somewhere stressing and everyone just laughing it off because “it’s for the movie.”

I get they have to promote Dune 3 but this feels messy. Hope Tom is good.