Mary Crowder

Never is an awfully long time☄

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

Take the risk, or lose the chance.❤

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

Getting ready to set sail with Margaritaville at Sea! For friends who want to set sail too... https://t.co/G0vbpfq9ei

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

No one:
Me: this is my greatest accomplishment of 2020 😂

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[bear @iamblackbear]

feeling nothing feels nice

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

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[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

Listen up men... PSA: Women really aren’t all that complicated. Show a little interest, feed us, take selfies with us, etc. Hell, if women can put in the effort to fake orgasms, men should at least be able fake interest.😏

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

@39_everhart me complaining about my hips 😂

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

Blackbear is seriously the biggest mood, I swear

[bear @iamblackbear]

maybe im the best mistake u ever made

[bear @iamblackbear]

mood spelled backwards

[bear @iamblackbear]

i dont wanna feel everything

i just wanna feel enough

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

@FillersSabrina Girl, yell it louder for the hos in the back. 🐍😂

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

@FillersSabrina Lmfao, it so is 😂😂😂

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

@FillersSabrina @39_everhart @ karma every single night 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 and now she can open the kitchen drawers and climb up on the counter 🙃🙃🙃

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

Y’all... I quit 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m throwing in the towel, 2020 wins. Covid Bats, Murder Hornets, and now Plague ridden Squirrels... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[WJHL @WJHL11]

Squirrel tests positive for bubonic plague in Colorado https://t.co/AXCcltMzhp

[bear @iamblackbear]

did it get better

or did i just get used to it

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cared when it was convenient

[Mary Crowder @MECrowder423]

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