Medieval Premier League

Medieval translations of the Premier League 🏐 📜 ——Not affiliated with the official Premier League.

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House Tottenham (@SpursOfficial) confirm Lord Igor Tudor has departed with immediate effect, by mutual agreement.

The North London house now stands without its commander.

📜 via @SpursOfficial

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Sir Malo Gusto speaks in defence of Lord Liam Rosenior amid growing scrutiny.

“He is a top coach. I don’t understand why people criticise him. If he leads House Chelsea, it is because he has the talent for this role.”

🪶 Source: Ravens of Fabrizio Romano

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A look back at the arrival of Sir Zlatan Ibrahimović at House Manchester United (@ManUtd), as a legend made his Premier League debut.

A moment that marked the beginning of a commanding presence in the realm.

🎬 via @premierleague

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A message from Sir Mohamed Salah (@MoSalah) as he prepares to bring his chapter with House Liverpool (@LFC) to a close.

A farewell from a legend of the realm, as Anfield bids tribute to one of its greatest ever warriors.

🎬 Source: @MoSalah

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⚔️ BREAKING FROM THE REALM

Sir Mohamed Salah is set to depart House Liverpool (@LFC) at the end of the 2025/26 campaign, bringing an end to a legendary chapter after nine years.

A tale of unforgettable moments draws toward its final page at Anfield.

🪶 Source: @premierleague

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🏆 UEFA Women’s Champions League
📍 @UWCL #UWCL

🗓️ 24 March
🕰️ 20:00 GMT
🏟️ Arsenal Stadium prepares for a European clash

House Arsenal (@ArsenalWFC) stand ready to defend their ground.

House Chelsea (@ChelseaFCW) arrive seeking an early edge.

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🎙️ Lady Sonia Bompastor (@ChelseaFCW) speaks ahead of House Chelsea’s clash with House Arsenal (@ArsenalWFC).

#UWCL

🎬 via @ChelseaFCW

https://t.co/amgOVw0E1u

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🎙️ Lady Renée Slegers (@ArsenalWFC) speaks ahead of House Arsenal’s clash with House Chelsea.

#UWCL

https://t.co/cpVvFeXMes

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⚔️ A TOUCH OF PURE CLASS

Sir Junior Kroupi of House AFC Bournemouth (@afcbournemouth) brings the ball under his spell with a first touch of the highest quality.

Silk. Control. Mastery.

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📜 A MESSAGE FROM THE REALM

The Premier League has offered its full support to Sir Lutsharel Geertruida following reports of racist abuse during the clash between House Newcastle United and House Sunderland AFC.

A clear stance is reiterated — there is no place for racism in the game, with the strongest possible consequences for those found responsible.

📜 via @premierleague

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Club Statement: Lutsharel Geertruida

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🏆 A RECORD IN THE REALM

Lord Pep Guardiola (@ManCity) becomes the first manager to claim five EFL Cup titles, setting a new mark in the history of the competition.

📸 via @premierleague

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⚔️ THE HORN SOUNDS TO MARK THE END

At Wembley Stadium, House Manchester City (@ManCity) are crowned champions after a dominant display, overcoming House Arsenal (@Arsenal) to claim the Carabao Cup.

#CarabaoCupFinal

📸 via @premierleague

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Sir Matheus delivers a cross into the box, and Sir Nico O’Reilly rises to meet it, close-range header into the top right corner beyond the keeper.

Assisted by Sir Matheus Nunes.

House Manchester City (@ManCity) extend their lead.

#CarabaoCupFinal

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⚔️ GOAL!

Sir Nico O’Reilly strikes again for House Manchester City (@ManCity)!

(0-2) #CarabaoCupFinal

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⚔️ GOAL!

Sir Nico O’Reilly strikes again for House Manchester City (@ManCity)!

(0-2) #CarabaoCupFinal

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Kepa Arrizabalaga’s error gifts Sir Nico O’Reilly a simple finish, as he calmly slots the ball into the net.

House Manchester City (@ManCity) take the lead.

#CarabaoCupFinal

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⚔️ GOAL!

Sir Nico O’Reilly strikes for House Manchester City (@ManCity)!

(0-1) #CarabaoCupFinal

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⚔️ GOAL!

Sir Nico O’Reilly strikes for House Manchester City (@ManCity)!

(0-1) #CarabaoCupFinal

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🎙️ Lord Mikel Arteta (@Arsenal) speaks ahead of House Arsenal’s clash with House Manchester City (@ManCity).

#CarabaoCupFinal

🎬 via @Arsenal

https://t.co/ENrUro0w9M

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⚔️ THE HORN SOUNDS FOR THE INTERVAL

At Wembley Stadium, House Arsenal (@Arsenal) and House Manchester City (@ManCity) remain locked in a tense and tactical battle, with neither side able to find the breakthrough before the break.

#CarabaoCupFinal

📸 via @Carabao_Cup