Matthew Stubbs

dad jokes, horror hot takes, gastro-enthusiast, mini painter, movie lover, photographer, home bartender, probably a replicant, half of @geekswhoeat

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There's only one rule I live my life by, never make a pun in anger.

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@SemiFakeGods No but I've got the Open_Doom-Crsendo.WAD

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@SamSykesSwears If you find its beating heart at the center of the UV light put put maze you must plunge your plastic food court fork into its
exposed flesh. That is the only way for it to know peace.

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Currently fighting with the HOA of the Shire, apprently they dont like the fact that my front door is square

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@SamSykesSwears Total power move

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Putting fake arrows on the floor of Ikea that loop endlessly is the easy part, that hard part is escaping the labrynthine death trap that you have just created around yourself.

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Do vampire bones show up on Xrays or is it just mirrors that they have problems with?

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Would you believe a falling star crashed into my living room last night? Crazy right? since then all I've wanted to do is watch static on the tv. It makes the star whispers stop, static and I Love Lucy reruns make them be quiet. Have to.. Have to go now...

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Or maybe they just snuck into the Smithsonian and saw one so they've been hanging around looking for a live one ever since.

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How long do you think the Predator species have been flying around the galaxy sport hunting random aliens. Maybe 65 million years? Yes i'm asking if a Predator ever killed a TRex and took that chonky skull home with them.

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@SamSykesSwears If anyone can get bitten by an end table its you

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Not me getting kicked out of a starbucks for refusing to stop pronouncing it as pumpkin spoice

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@SamSykesSwears House but he makes a deal with the devil to be able to diagnose any illness. Its just Faust, hes Faust MD

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@SemiFakeGods Its a game of policy chicken

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All posession movies are body horror movies but not all body horror movies are posession movies

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@SpookySarahSays

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@SemiFakeGods Swisscows is also a good search engine, and being located in Switzerland is protected by swiss privacy laws.

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@JamesSabata A sacrifice is in order, no?

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Androids consistently having more humanity than humans is going to be the silver lining of the dystopian future

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@medullah

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I cant wait to be isolated with xenomorphs again

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Horror gamers rejoice - ten years after the release of the sci-fi horror survival classic, ALIEN: ISOLATION is officially getting a sequel. https://t.co/CZgvkZDQnN