liz

yeah

[liz @mediumpikachu]

Jurassic park makes the carnivores out to be the most dangerous dinosaurs but just once I would love to see someone get bodied by a sauropod

[liz @mediumpikachu]

my friend and I rewatching greys and the simultaneous gasp of joy at the introduction of mark sloan 💔💔 season 2 is really just banger after banger

[t. @taeseru]

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

[rowanrinkside @rowanrinkside]

royale tiger towel paper towel power play dead wife montage

[georgia @adatarg]

happy for the bralette girlies but some of us require load bearing architecture

[nicole gosling pr manager FIRED. @MOONKNlTE]

Everyone missed the captain so bad even vicmin started making mpp edits

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry man your shit’s all fucked

[Mike Murphy @DigDeepBSB]

I've learned from a source close to the situation that the PWHL's next rink is located within the castle of Gargamel, nemesis to the benevolent Smurfs. No word yet on the number of seats the sorcerer will conjure up or if the seats themselves will be Smurf-sized or not.

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Right like first of all...those are my hags

[Lesbian @MaddiesALesbian]

PWHL ref challenge: stop determining the outcome of the game

Level: impossible

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

inventing an app called betterboxd that exclusively allows people to log the times they have seen the 2024 musical biopic better man. if you give it below 4 stars you get banned

[kc @sharksf1n]

when my bangs get blown by the wind and my forehead gets exposed it feels like my whole naked body is on display

[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

i dont knowwwwww Sent from my iPhone

[cal? @cal_gif]

how it feels to be slightly too drunk to understand the board game rules

[‎ً @cinemetary]

“you block people over politics??” bitch i block people over skyler white IDGAF

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Back in my day, we didn’t have AI DJs or algorithmic playlists. We discovered new music through teen dramas on TV.

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

don’t care didn’t ask still the goat

[sami ౨ৎ @benoistsabrqms]

we’re gonna need an intervention from god to win this game so i brought out the father (Poulin), the son (Fillier), and the holy spirit (Wickenheiser) 🙏🇨🇦

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

if I had a nickel for every time a canadian captain took a hit from a czech player then went down the tunnel at the 2026 Olympics I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but I’m going to lose my fucking mind