Exulansis

"Well, life's a bitch and then you die, right?" “Sometimes, life's a bitch and then you keep living…"

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

it's so jarring starting a job and seeing how unradicalized everyone there is

[Ryan Phillips @RumorsandRants]

One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:

The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[matta @MattaaaaaaaaTcg]

they're calling it the worst format of all time

[Nat ♡ Nikki Freeman's No.1 Fan @PN92536]

never deleting tiktok

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

yea sex is cool but have you ever discovered a popular artist before they got big and then watched them grow

[B @utdbrxy]

South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🏆🇲🇽 Raúl Jiménez is a true fighter.

• 6 years ago, Raúl Jiménez suffered a life-threatening skull FRACTURE after a horrific collision against Arsenal.

• Doctors later told him it was a MIRACLE he survived.

• He spent around 9 months out of action recovering before making his return to football.

• When he came back, he had to wear a protective head guard/casque for the rest of his career.

• Today, he scored at the World Cup in front of his home crowd in Mexico, scoring his first WC goal… And he was in TEARS when he scored.

More than just a goal. More than just a game. ⚽️❤️

[Chris Sutton @chris_sutton73]

The amazing Estadio Azteca. What a view. A stadium steeped in history. Pele and Maradona both won World Cups here. The Hand of God goal… goal of the century… so many memories and now inside it feels really special ⚽️

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

DEEPLY frustrating that the 2026 World Cup Final won't be at the Azteca.
Look at it. It's a football cathedral.

[Javier Alarcón @Javier_Alarcon_]

Es q es increíble que nadie sugiera siquiera que Infantino debería renunciar. Lo del árbitro de Somalia, e Irán en Tijuana, es de lo menos digno que ha permitido un presidente de FIFA. A su lado, Blatter era la Madre Teresa, y Havelange Ghandi.

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[ʚ☆ɞ @fruwuw]

yk fifa banned south africa from international football for 40 years bc of its racist apartheid policies but now it’s “fifa cannot solve geopolitical problems”

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

Hasan goes to the finals and sees the best game of all time, this fucker always gets away with it.

[C. A. @a_armentacarlos]

Estaban mame y mame y mame y mame y mame que el comunismo les iba a quitar la propiedad y fue la FIFA la que les quitó el derecho sobre el uso de sus palcos, ironías de la vida, amigos.

[José Ramón Fernández @joserra_espn]

Un periodista cuestionó a Infantino por vender este Mundial como el más inclusivo mientras árbitros, aficionados y periodistas enfrentan problemas de visa. Su respuesta: la FIFA no decide quién entra a un país. Curioso. A Indonesia sí le quitaron una sede por motivos políticos.

[🖤🎀PrettySandwich🎀🖤 @cutetaco]

Whenever I see my opp play forest of vitality I start shaking w anger

[Scarlet Speedster @ScarletSpeeds16]

face card so lethal they had to remove her face entirely

#Obsession

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Randy Arozarena responded to chirps from a fan the best way possible