Brenton Gerhardy

Music, art, science, ideas and fun

[Brenton Gerhardy @Meerkrat]

Orwell's fictional superstates and the disputed zone between.

[susan's ghost requested sky burial 🦀 @sw_entropybitch]

"Over time" is not that different.
Don't listen to the crowd, baby.

[Brenton Gerhardy @Meerkrat]

Can't - aligning my cheese.

[CurmudgeonlyYours @BobGoble]

Think you have problems, my age demographic was designated as pro-Trump.

[@ndiquote @ndiquote]

Accomplish what everyone doubted you ever will.

[Otis P.d.Q. 🇺🇦🇨🇦 ($8) 🐀 @OtisPdQ]

I should have never hired this typist chicken. All he does is hunt & peck.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.

[Brenton Gerhardy @Meerkrat]

You seem to have mellowed. Is everything ok?

[Seamus McKracken 🦑 🎸 @seamusmckracken]

"Remember, you are a living, breathing organism on this planet & you're very safe."

Me talking my cat down when he got too high on catnip.

[whistlecricket @whistlecricket]

I wonder what dogs dream about when they're asleep. Isnt it weirdly beautiful dogs even dream at all?

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

You meet someone who laughs at your jokes, smells nice and they're carrying your favorite book. You look at the sky. An asteroid approaches.

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

I'm sorry I drew tear drop tattoos on your baby's face, but at least now the other babies know not to fuck with him.

[Brenton Gerhardy @Meerkrat]

For fuck sakes chefs get over yourselves it's just food.

[Brenton Gerhardy @Meerkrat]

Really shouldn't smoke
Kept it up around the clock
Died at the third stroke

[foggy memory @someonesmomma]

I never expected to be rich but I thought by now I'd at least have enough to pay someone else to mow the damned lawn