Douchebag Garrett

Ummm.. Go on.. *Not associated with Garrett Loehr*

[Douchebag Garrett @MeetMeGarrett]

Rave at old TKE tonight, bring your moms

[Douchebag Garrett @MeetMeGarrett]

Come to reconciliation at old TKE tonight, bring your ashes #itsmegarret #fraternal

[Douchebag Garrett @MeetMeGarrett]

First day of classes? Meet me at TKE at 1:20 for Alcoholonomics

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Ladies, come to THV 400 if you want some of this rock hard body. (Courtesy to @AlecVoss for the photo)

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Just realized Old TKE will be in full effect within the week. You know where to find me, ladies ;D

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Since I look a bit like Rooney, does that mean I can have his talent #ogre

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Since it's #WorldCup time, you guys better be ready for me to destroy your timeline #Douche #IDoSoccer

[Douchebag Garrett @MeetMeGarrett]

I should be going number one in the military draft next year #WW3 #HitlerJunior

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Ahh, summertime. Gotta start working in my tan. #SummerBod #SexyGingerSwag #RedHot

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The Pike Spike trophy should have been mine #Bullshit #Rigged #ImTheBest

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@DanTheManMo775 gives me boners #SexyAF #DatAssDoe

[Douchebag Garrett @MeetMeGarrett]

My favorite activity is getting super trashed then telling you about it #YouHaveToBlackOut!!

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And I was like, dat ass though

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@RanciliBro if you'd have told me to meet you there, I would've been there.. #cu*t

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I'm a meteorologist, and also a florist #FlowerPower

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Now that spring season is over, soccer sunday is everyday #Pledge

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I got red shirted on purpose freshman year just so I can bring back TKE in 2018 #LongLiveOlTKE

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Pimps up, hoes down

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How could I not get ambassador?! I'm the fu*!ing face of rockhurst!

[Douchebag Garrett @MeetMeGarrett]

Meet me at Old TKE! #SoccerSunday