The WTF Universe

Meet the WTFs is probably the best shit you’ll ever read! Well...as long as you’re not some stuck up shithead with a stick up your ass...

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As if us being super awesome wasn’t enough motivation to buy this book, we’ve teamed up with @DV_DVRadio so that a portion of proceeds from every sale will go to the DV Farm to help homeless veterans. Fuck yeah, right? Buy it now! https://t.co/i1OEtgzPvq

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@Daniel_Aegan Or maybe some college kids on vacation looking to score...

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@Daniel_Aegan Yeah my tiger puppy is in a bad neighborhood. I was stopped at a red light and threw him in there one day. Little did I know <sob> that was the last I’d see of him...😭😭

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@Daniel_Aegan Haha! One of my sons has one at a gym in a lesser-known nature area that’s been there for almost 3 months!

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@Daniel_Aegan I feel ya!

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@Daniel_Aegan Seven!

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@Milk_Lunch

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The morale of the story is...when life gets you down, bite it in the testicles.
#MondayMorning
#MondayMotivation

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@Daniel_Aegan He helped in the Mewtwo raids this past week!

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@Daniel_Aegan Not trying to one-up you or anything...I’m just very proud of this asshole.

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@Milk_Lunch @SharePoint Pretty sure it was designed by Satan with the help of Hitler, Charles Manson, and a random 3-year old that just had its favorite toy taken away.

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First, we lose our minds over #ChickenSandwichWars

Now, dumbasses are offended over #HurricaneDorian cookie cakes from #Publix

And people wonder why the world thinks Americans are a bunch of fatasses.

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Good to see #spidermanmcu found his new home.
#SaturdayThoughts
#SaturdayMorning
#SaturdayVibes

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@AmberGulley1 Spot on! It seems like everyone is political, slutty, or “shocking” and I’m so over it all!

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I knew it. It’s allllll @MTV’s fault.

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Damn...does Celine Dion have an underground death metal version of the Titanic song?
#hellyeah

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@FuckinPrompts @Daniel_Aegan Just slides down your gullet!

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@FuckinPrompts Solid plan. Don’t forget to turn into a self-hating robot first.

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@FuckinPrompts Does that mean your royalty numbers will decrease from the 10%?

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@FuckinPrompts @Daniel_Aegan Fuck yeah! Gonna see some aliens wearing Chuck Taylors and some big ol space wieners.
Or just the Chuck Taylors would suffice for the boring ones of you.

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@BlakeNorthcott Same could be said for TV shows, music, fashion, books...shoot, pretty much anything. Now, if you (God forbid...whoops, I mentioned God) make any kind of statement in any way, you’re subject to mass ridicule and criticism if you don’t agree with someone��s viewpoint. Sigh...