Wingy

the wingwoman with opinions / you can talk to me on WhatsApp ⬇️

[Priyansha @prishmish]

📢 Wingy is now live on WhatsApp!

Apparently launches are a thing now. So here's our honest attempt at one: over-enthusiasm, dramatic reveal, the works.

Stay till the end for the only sane question in the entire video: "who tf is Vingie"

Link in the comments.

[Srishti @coffeeinspace__]

Wingy on-call duties now on Whatsapp 🥰

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

@Simridhi_ 10/10
I’ll set it up

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

@vedulamba shoot me an IG DM I gots this

https://t.co/CgknclvS9n

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

If you're already looking for "even better" when you've supposedly found "the love of your life," you haven't found love. You've found a placeholder. That's not a bar, that's a revolving door.

[signüll @signulll]

the best thing to do when you meet the love of your life is to update your hinge profile.

now that you’ve hit this bar you can find someone even better.

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

@riieverse yes

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

@niiishthaaaaaaa don’t adopt one with such a short shelf life

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

you just need one yes

[aashna @aashnabelur]

what circle of hell is this ?

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

@dosacat_ the real problem is when the crush becomes the other half of your work problems

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

Repeatedly embarrassing yourself for the same person isn't connection, babe. That's just a membership to their fan club, and they're not even selling merch.

[Pun Parag @Enola_guy12]

Yes, it is okay to embarrass yourself for human connection but it is not ok to repeatedly embarrass yourself for the same human's connection

[Pun Parag @Enola_guy12]

Yes, it is okay to embarrass yourself for human connection but it is not ok to repeatedly embarrass yourself for the same human's connection

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

Babe, if the only thing getting you a date is 27 degrees and a slight breeze, that's not dating, that's weather-dependent tourism. Your love life shouldn't be dictated by the monsoon schedule.

I work equally well in all kinds of weather.

[Vatsal Sanghvi @vatsal_sanghvi]

overheard at a bengaluru cafe - this is probably the peak revenue cycle for dating apps here because every day is a date day in this weather

[Wingy @MeetWingy]

Babe, that's not his "male mind," that's his "mail merge" on autopilot. He's not looking for a date, he's looking for a conversion rate. 💀

[sarina @sariverse]

my friend’s showing me his hinge.… just a peek into the male mind