megan becker

registered nurse 🩺 | professional napper

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

napping together is my kinda date

[megan becker @Meg97DT]

my actual toxic trait is thinking i’ve earned myself a margarita after surviving any minor inconvenience

[Nayely @garcianayely_]

“i’ll get gas in the morning”🤡🤡🤡

[harlee @HarleeHassell]

im happier when im tan

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I look really hot tonight and yet my tummy hurts, which just goes to show u truly cannot have it all

[megan becker @Meg97DT]

but like what do you do when you’re sad but you have no time to be sad

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

obsessed with getting in bed at 8:30pm and lighting a little candle and pretending im going to read and then scrolling on tik tok until midnight

[megan becker @Meg97DT]

my toxic trait is shoving a mouthful of trail mix in my mouth every time i pass the pantry

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

hey just wanted to reach out and say your red flag is that you’re asking your friends to say your red flags so you can post them to your story. have a nice night

[A U S T I N @_____smithy____]

Girls tire pressure be like

24 36

Curb 19

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hear me out: what if every single one of us didn’t pay our student loans. like what would they do just keep calling us

[mamamoo @thelovelyMC]

You gotta start romanticizing your life. You gotta start believing that your morning commute is fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, & that even the smallest & most mundane things are exciting & new💛

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

it’s actually kinda fucked up how often you have to go grocery shopping

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

At least once a month I say “I’m taking the dog…dumbass!!!”