Smegwan

[Marcus @MJS_96]

Alison Hammond during the ad break

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

I was recently at an airport and was driven to my boarding gate by a nice man who told me I absolutely must go and see Avatar 2, which is released today

[Smegwan @Megaaan_T]

#twatrick

[Thomas @ThomasMightSnap]

This how drunk I’m tryna be at my wedding

[Marlena Stell @MarlenaStell]

I wanted my baby. My husband and I have tried for years. I got pregnant in august 2021 and then miscarried. My body doesn’t naturally expel so I needed a D&C. I was denied one because my doctor was worried about the laws here in Texas. I waited for 2 WEEKS carrying my loss while

[Sam Gibson @samgibsonnii]

22 years old man

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How did they make a penguin look so fucking evil?

[Harry @wroetoshaw]

The Dragon!

[jack rem @jackremmington]

TAXPAYERS’ MONEY IS PAYING FOR THIS NONCE’S LAWSUIT.
Disgusting

[Kenzie grace @kenzieduncan003]

And people wonder why women never come forward ???

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

Literally dozens of people per day are downloading this photo and then tweeting it themselves. So here it is again, an original tweet by the original artist. Share THIS one, friends. Amplify artists, don’t just exploit their creations for your own platform.

[oufc_sausage_rolls @spindloufc]

Any #oufc fans have tickets but unable to go to Wycombe next Saturday? Forgot to get them, In need of two. @OUFCOfficial @OxfordMailOUFC

[oufc_sausage_rolls @spindloufc]

Any #OUFC fans selling Wycombe away tickets, forgot to get them and sold out now. If you know anyone who can’t go for whatever reason @ below, cheers.

[Kyle @Kyle_Machin3]

The annual group chat Christmas Dinner Roast never disappoints us

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

I ruined Christmas by getting too drunk and throwing up everywhere

[Still Game @StillGameReacts]

You’ve just paid £85 for a grinch visit

Expectations : Pillow fights with the weans and toilet roll round yer Christmas tree

Reality :

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

And the MOST frustrating thing about all of this........people will still go to the ballot box and vote for the Conservatives.

[I'm on BlueSky now @athenakugblenu]

They'll tolerate children having no lunch. The suicide of disability allowance claimants. They will tolerate Windrush. A comical evacuation of Afghanistan. But the people of this country will be damned if they and tolerate an illegal Christmas party lol