Meg

Zoo vet🦒🦉🦌🐢 Books, art, music, video games, conservation 🌱. Opinions are my own. 🇨🇦

[Meg @Megaafauna]

Learned that animals infected with rabies go through an initial "dumb and depressed" phase and now I'm worried I'm gonna start foaming at the mouth.

[Meg @Megaafauna]

Men’s hockey is so boring what do you mean none of the players are married and on the same line? They can’t get penalties with their partners or assist their goals?

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Stressed bc there’s no Montreal date for Hayley Williams so I’ll have to drive to Toronto… but then I remembered I prob won’t be able to get tickets anyway 🙃

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Same people screaming at CFIA for “slaughtering healthy birds” (on a farm that failed to report HPAI outbreak) probably went home and had chicken and a tall glass of milk for dinner.

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How do I fix my twitter algorithm to be real people who care about animals and the earth and (all) people and books and video games again??

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@do_rei_mi thank you. its humbling having the vocabulary of a toddler.

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social anxiety exposure therapy final boss: move to rural quebec when u don't speak french 🤠

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Been visiting home in Ontario and the humidity is a nightmare after spending a year in Calgary. My glasses are fogged and SLICK 🤢

[Meg @Megaafauna]

Do you know how many thoughts I've had to just THINK and not post on the internet since leaving twitter 😔

[Meg @Megaafauna]

@DrRook13 It’s out of my hands now so I’d like to vote for less stressful as long as I’m not alone with my thoughts 😂

[Meg @Megaafauna]

My fiance is reading fourth wing so he can partake in being a hater with me

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Living downtown means no wait for an uber to the airport but the uber asked me “how my nights going” and is bumping club music… sir I just woke up

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@StephCardozoPod @jjfitzgeraldMD Reading comprehension is a lost art

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@BBuildist @jjfitzgeraldMD “You’re pretty much a monster” immediately before making a comment with r*pey undertones. Ok

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I got ID’d at a work party yesterday ☹️ the legal age here is EIGHTEEN ☹️ I am a doctor ☹️ I have a tattoo sleeve ☹️

[Meg @Megaafauna]

@ImOnAGuyatt Meeee please I must consume media I cannot be alone with my thoughts

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I think people seeing my calculator app history would be way more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Unfortunately, I am addicted to getting a second caffeinated drink at the zoos cafe every day between checks and I apparently cannot stay awake past 8pm without it

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@AbuAlexMathew5 Non-vegans eat cashews too..?

[Meg @Megaafauna]

Smug little guy just displaced me from the pillow I was laying on.