Sentient Salt Shaker

The Internet's only d7jj .t77t7rㅎ7, and don't you forget it.

Ask me about Ken Rysoma and Inez Nukléa! (profile banner by @gummyzworm, icon by @iStarletHeaven)

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My beloved Inez Nukléa, she of a thousand smiles, has been a significant part of my life. I've written a whole storyline for the girl, for anyone who's interested.🧵 (1/?)

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@wheattew Wigglytuff's Guild theme detected

Based taste in games

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@geoffkeighley @WSJ The only CEO who deserves this

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@Brendzun I should continue Warframe, is what I'm gathering from this

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@CyMorgComics @Carthas_Ranavir Based

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@eternalnamor @User52528b @UndeadCantDie @hannahlock Don't be so fucking dense.

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@BreadBug22 You can't even argue that they're concerned about upskirt shots, otherwise they wouldn't have added in any skirts at all.

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@rassicas Alright you don't gotta rub it in

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@rassicas I think sharing it publicly the way you did was probably not the best play, but I also don't think you're entirely in the wrong.

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@fuyofuyo_kurage Honestly, yes, feel free to pirate our stuff. We're not getting our money stolen or anything.

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@bazazel1 The Weeknd fuming right now

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@Turbofurby CamE

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@honkittyhonk They were so insane for those Story-spinner pants

Like there is no way your character is wearing anything under that

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@Logan_Untold @NikTek Rererererereleasing Skyrim*

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@Halo Y'know, if I think of this in the same vein as the Dead Space remake, I can come around to the idea.

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@zeddikins This shit keeps getting more and more elaborate

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@genemoneyman @TheOGM3nace @Youzansenn Shut the fuck up bro

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@piparkaq Cool cloth physics AND squid ass on my screen? Wow!

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@ArrowverseLive @jimosiii You have to understand, though, that it's very different from the perspective of a Japanese person.

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@sprucespree @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d I KNOW it's not free money and I still do this

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@EricZvarici @Blissartist221 In a fight, right?