ANGRY Farmer Giles

The other prick in your pants. Sensitive type. Rhyming slang victim.
Hemerrhoidus giganticus

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Blimey, the drug dealers along my road must be having a blinding January sale. It’s buzzing out there. Well with all that footfall at least the sea food stall is doing well out of it too. Shop locally!
#WalthamAbbey

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Managed to hold a medical grade fart in today at the gym. By Christ I’m paying for it now.

[complIANt @taxidriver07]

@Bhamtaxicop This is one major insurance companies stance

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

White underpants! I should cocoa. Not for the last 15 years. #brandshatch 😳😱

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Watch the hallucinogenic video for the Avalanches' comeback single, "Frankie Sinatra" https://t.co/rOLhffz81b

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

What's worse than having the fare paid in £1 coins?
Let me tell ya. Having the odd paid in pennies. 🙈 sat there open mouthed #moneybags

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Sensible enough to wear a helmet. Mental enough to cycle in clogs #thewobblycyclist #london

[Private Hire & Taxi Monthly @PHTMNewspaper]

Taxi drivers make music video asking Londoners to go ‘Back to Black’ cabs. https://t.co/JQfMTpakO4 #SaveTaxi

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Oooooh you are awful! But I like you. #tflawards #flashdemo

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Under my feet his week a hattrick of provincial ph cars Maidstone Cambridge+Oxford The streets are paved with gold

[Frank Livens @Franklivens]

Uber says the knowledge is outdated?!? Follow that logic. University education is too. So long as I've got 4G… https://t.co/Y1aKGNBsTM

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Well that's the last time I tell you anything in confidence @ladybirdbooks so you changed the name #midlifecrisis

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The Flaming Lips

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

@Gily13214 when your heart says go to the company drink up but you @rafispice curry has stirred something within you. I'm coming panic not

[Frank Livens @Franklivens]

Help raise some cash to support the NHS & block bieber from number 1. It's a win win. Cough up right minded people

[Frank Livens @Franklivens]

#ubered we drive on the left on Westminster bridge, Victoria embankment slip & everywhere else too. #Headinthegame

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Through clever detective work reunited punter with phone & bank cards today......

That's all #SaveLondonBlackTaxis

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

Hanging out around the pool. Literally hanging right out.
#LifeOfPi(le)

[ANGRY Farmer Giles @Megamarleys]

@nobbyrich1966 knock off the tash jibes Johnny or I'll buy you a flat cap "Tatlock"