Megan Pucalowski

You come here often?

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@KylePszenny Thanks Kyle! 💕

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@MeatSeason Also, to the private account with the editing comment, I’m covered in baby oil in this, it’s not edited.

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@MeatSeason Tf is this shit.

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Fuck cancer.

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@TheKingTB Hush

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@ThaCodesta Knees suck bc of healing. When it swells and you put pressure it’s just shitty. Elbow wasn’t bad.

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

Is it bad that I’m honestly considering getting “nugs not drugs” tattooed on me?

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It’s funny when I was with my ex he didn’t wanna go anywhere but now I can’t even see my friends at bars bc his ass decided to be all up in them like boy who are you??

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Bring back the Snapchat alien filter pls.

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@TheKingTB You’re garbage.

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

My dad is currently dancing to Stir Fry, I can’t.

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

When you get dressed and do your makeup and everyone ditches you. 🤗

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

I love waking up the morning after a night out drinking bc I wake up skinny. My body is absorbing every ounce of extra water weight I have to try to survive and I ignore it by drinking coffee.

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

When your dad gets the bill after co-signing for your jeep.

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

Did you try setting it to Wumbo?

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Friends is like literally my fucking theme song.

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

Why are there no planet smoothie’s aroundp here??

[Megan Pucalowski @MeganPuc]

I just want someone that wants to go out and party all night Saturday and then cuddle and recover with movies and coffee all day Sunday.