Megan Sparling

Mostly me complaining about traffic and other things that make my blood pressure rise

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Just a reminder that while Netflix was busy adding commercials to your experience we were busy adding ant traps to give you an ant free experience.

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

@PassTheAugsCord 💕

[Zach @TweetsWithZach]

The world needs more dogs and less out of town drivers.

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Eating messy food by myself with no one watching me look disgusting while eating it is truly bliss

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

@PassTheAugsCord I remember this vividly

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

*walks outside*
Do you feel it?
That wind.
That freezing wind.
That freezing wind that feels...
Freezing

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Chicken in a Biskit crackers are severely underrated

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

After having one of the worst days of my life, I came home to find out my apartment neighbor’s dog had puppies and let me play with them. so I think everything is going to be alright because puppies

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

@PassTheAugsCord I'll let you know if I get invited to the next partay

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

*knock*
"We live above u! We're having a party, cool if we crank the music?"
Me: "no prob"
*WuTang instantly starts blaring from my ceiling*

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Dogs are just so much better than humans in every way possible

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Every time rain hits the ground everyone in Lincoln immediately forgets how to drive intelligently

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Just got hit with an ASPCA animal commercial & a St. Jude commercial back to back. My sadness turned to anger when the MyPillow one followed

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Maybe I would take your Facebook rant more seriously if it had correct spelling, a decent use of grammar, and made any sense at all

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

Target is Walmart's younger sibling who always does better at things and is way prettier.

[Megan Sparling @MeganSparling]

At least the eclipse gives Nebraskans something to make small talk with instead of just the weather

[relatable @byreIatable]

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 8pm and you've achieved literally nothing