ॐMegan V.

28 | Mama | Wife | whatever forever. IG: meganvaslev

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I’m so ready for Texas 🖤 YEEHAW

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I’m almost 29 years old, started listening to @GoodCharlotte at 8 years old and I STILL REMEMBER EVERY DAMN WORD. My mom kept all my GC posters, shirts and tickets. Now my daughter plays with the Paul figurine from hot topic with her Barbie’s. Life’s weird man

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Life is so fucking fragile and precious.

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@tomsegura This is the funniest thing I’ve watched. Bahahah. Welp, sorry TommyBuns guess you won’t be going back to Erie 🥴

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@KennyBooJohnst SAME. I think it’s a mom thing dude. It just gets in the way and in my face.

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Soooo much laundry…. So little…motivation.

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@megmay69 Men ain’t shit

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Guess I better start looking for a cane and waiting by the mailbox for my AARP letter 🥴

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I am SOREEE. I am finally starting to accept the fact that my body cannot handle things that it used to. Tried racing my friend, crashed and burned across pavement. Went camping and did tug-o-war and my arms are noodles and my legs feel like they have been ran over.

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Just watched @bertkreischer and @tomsegura playing Tennis (I know - I’m late) and the progression of Tom’s anger has me DYING

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@tomsegura Post on Instagram story. More people will see and there are tons of people with passes to go!

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Interviewer: what’s the best part about being a mom?
Nicole Kidman: everything. The love, the joy, the purpose.
Interviewer: what’s the hardest part?
NK: Knowing I won’t be here forever so I won’t always be able to take care of them.

I AM CRYING.

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@JeneeBritt Girl. I will keep you in my thoughts… girls rooms are the pit of doom I swear

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@KennyBooJohnst Yes babe!!! Let’s do it!

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Sawyer is sick and mainly has a horrid fever. I asked if she was congested and her response was “No, mommy. I am Sawyer. I am not congested”. And started laughing. Well played… she definitely has her fathers’s sense of humor.

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Watching all these videos and I’ve come to realize that @SHAQ is the dad of all dads with kids. Sweetest man ever. Always is so genuine and sweet, also lays down the dad advice. #bemorelikeSHAQ

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@HeatherWett Yeah… it’s been a rough day. And I am super sensitive to smells and I can’t seem to get away from the anchovies smell

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Ordered myself some MOD pizza… accidentally ordered it with anchovies so that is soo cool

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@JeneeBritt I clicked anchovies instead of artichoke 😞

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@HeatherWett Noooo I did not lmao. I kept trying to eat it and I couldn’t :(