My time at Twitter was short, but its impact was considerable. I am eternally grateful to have had the chance to work and learn with the brilliant, passionate people I did for the past 7 months.
Tweeps, I adore you! Thank you π #LoveWhereYouWorked
In the last 6 weeks:
- 5+ year relationship ended
- Moved back in with my parents (see #1)
- Lost my dream job
If this isn't the starting point of my personal romcom, idk what it is
I spent a few hours at @TheCatcade for #TwitterForGood! After the cleaning was done, I got to enjoy a snuggle with Leo and a very sassy kitten. @TwitterForGood
it looks like a lovely day to REMIND YOU HEATHENS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ARMADILLOS?ΒΏ? ARMADILL-NO.
i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (iβll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.