Megan 💙

Software Engineer | ex-Twitter, ex-Groupon |
(foster) Cat Lady |
CS @MiamiUniversity '19

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@JohnStokvis Forever grateful that you leveraged your dream job to refer me to mine. Let's go find a third place to be coworkers 🫡

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

My time at Twitter was short, but its impact was considerable. I am eternally grateful to have had the chance to work and learn with the brilliant, passionate people I did for the past 7 months.

Tweeps, I adore you! Thank you 💙 #LoveWhereYouWorked

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

In the last 6 weeks:
- 5+ year relationship ended
- Moved back in with my parents (see #1)
- Lost my dream job

If this isn't the starting point of my personal romcom, idk what it is

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

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[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@TheGerardTaylor @CorridorChicago 🍔🍻

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

oof, guilty

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.

[taber @cakesandcourage]

Supreme Court votes 6-3 to deploy the dev branch directly to prod

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

Sorry about that, @chrisburnor

[ReductRs @reduct_rs]

‘Heyyyyyy!’ Slacks Co-worker in Preamble to Request a Review of Their `+4,324 -0` Diff

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@BSWest5 @ivanowskinba Just don't come for the White Sox & Cubs. They're important.

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

I spent a few hours at @TheCatcade for #TwitterForGood! After the cleaning was done, I got to enjoy a snuggle with Leo and a very sassy kitten. @TwitterForGood

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@NeilPasricha Munich 🇩🇪

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@BSWest5 lol I've been following you for years! Maybe I should've kept quiet & continued my covert ops

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@BSWest5 I had so many things muted until I saw it Sunday. Still got stuff spoiled 🙃

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like a lovely day to REMIND YOU HEATHENS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLOS?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn’t do anything. don’t 2 me

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

@atylerbee You can get an indoor camera with 2-way audio and actually say goodnight ❤️

[Lindsey👩‍💻🌻 @Lindsey_design]

Lol this remind me someone from work... once he was happy because he got a different #error
#programming

[Megan 💙 @MegCodes]

Lost my Wordle streak after 74 days