meghan

theyre taking the hobbits to isengard

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

And you’re telling me glaciers are melting?

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

I brought frozen soup for lunch today and it will never thaw so I’m going to starve

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

On my morning walk an old man stopped me to show me the lonely loon he sees in the bay every morning and I had to walk away bc I’m crying now and I came back to twitter after probably half a year to tell you all that

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Is it still a smoothie if you put rum in it

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

If you’ve never accidentally added a photo of a friend and his gf to your insta story that you screenshot simply bc you wanted to show her bangs to the hairdresser stfu

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Today at breakfast I also ordered food to go that I foolishly told the waitress was for work. Then proceeded to drink half a bottle of champagne

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Does it count as workers comp if you slip on a slug in the parking lot

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Nothing more heartwarming than a father and his kids launching a boat called lil bastard together

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Is it just me or is there always someone fighting for their life in the value village bathroom stall next to you

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

I’m 28 and not afraid to admit I don’t understand cross contamination. Can I use the same utensil to stir fry the chicken and serve it

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Hey quit playing the field ya’ll and just commit to Delta already

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

No, all my twitter drafts didnt spontaneously post

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

KFC fries taste like eggs

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

I obviously meant lady sovereign

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

My new thing is requesting love me or hate me by lady antebellum everywhere I go

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Extroverts will be the death of me

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Get yourself a guy who changes the lyrics to my girl to “my convertible”

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Hello idk who needs to hear this but if you can’t get off a chairlift without a kid don’t try to do it with one

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

Thinking about when I got kicked out of the bunkhouse for playing dare you to move too many times in a row

[meghan @Meggg_bugaj]

I’ve showered but I still smell the remnants of todays fear sweat #skiing #shredthegnar #rainiersponsorme