mehg.

great moments are born from great opportunity

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why do I not have any friends convincing me to bleach my eyebrows

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going to tell my kids this was @sixthemusical

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I’d like publicly thank @MacyGraysLife for the “As Told By Ginger” theme song #NeverForget

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I would like to “make a good thing bad”

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If you’re not twerking to Regina Spektor, you’re not living

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I will now only answer to #PedroPascal calling me baby girl #TheLastOfUs

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All I need in this world of sin, is just me and my snacks

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If your artist friend is watching La La Land again, do a welfare check

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Isn’t it amazing that someone’s most exciting part of the day is a man in time square jumping over them

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@overheardinNYC “have you read A Little Life?”

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Jason Segel in Freaks and Geeks. That’s the tweet.

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Idk what it is about people that golf that just pissed me off

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Nothing makes me more feral than a rotisserie chicken

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Do men understand that their tattoos that references video game are literally set ups for us to say “ok, just play with yourself”

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<3 Kiss & Dwell <3: The Roasting of Jerry McGuire https://t.co/A8G2095Jf8

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Remember when I talked to @charlieputh on Instagram live

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I hate when someone two years older says “Awh you’re such a baby!” Like, we both have bills to pay, I’m just doing it with better skin.

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every time I lay down I think “there is no greater joy”

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The chokehold the Twilight soundtrack still has on me

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When I’m sad I eat raviolis, I also eat them when I’m happy