Meghan Socha

Actress~Screenwriter~Plays guitar&Uke~On-Air Personality~All around super fly chick

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: A witness who was just 5 feet from Alex Pretti filed an affidavit depicting what she saw.

She says he didn’t touch any of the officers and didn’t appear to be resisting. He was merely helping a woman who had been pepper-sprayed.

She’s is terrified that ICE is looking for her, saying they are lying and she doesn’t know what they will do to her if they find her.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t believe people do this 9-to-5 life for 40+ years, this cannot be my story.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I usually serve my cat's dinner at 6PM, but today I got back from work at 6:03. This is what I saw when I was parking up😾

[MJ @dontmindmj]

“Now which wire plugs in Glorilla’s mic?” #Coachella

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

I just entered for a chance to win a VIP experience to Coachella 2025 with Aperol—anyone 21+ want to go? NoPurchNec. US 21+ Enter by 3/14/25. Rules: https://t.co/6sRjSqjHbA https://t.co/EwwYZu9O0H

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

This is still hilarious and I can't believe not one of you retweeted this...

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Business idea - Shazam but for scents
We’ll call it Schnozam

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Do you think vampires get upset not being able to use a senior discount since most are stuck in eternal youth?

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Tonight some asshole said to me, “I’m not about your vibe,” while snapping a Z. And frankly, I might have felt put in my place, had she not immediately projectile vomited all over the brick wall next to her. #isnapbackbutkarmahitsharder

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

📸🗑️ https://t.co/eNlMmTDtns

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

I’ve started telling random men to smile and according to their reactions, I can confirm it’s the most obnoxious statement for anyone to hear

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Bruhhh holy shit!!

[LA QuakeBot @earthquakesLA]

A 4.2 magnitude earthquake occurred 9.94mi S of Malibu Beach, CA. Details: https://t.co/xlxb3zIjSK Map: https://t.co/IAI4jmXXbi

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Not me still getting used to earthquakes…

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

The costar app just told me my empathy is my greatest strength - but I fear it’s gone too far this time #imnotcryingitsjustbeenrainingonmyface

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Business idea - Shazam but for scents
We’ll call it Schnozam

[Meghan Socha @MeghanSocha]

Forgot what I was doing and almost swiped right for a Nintendo 64. The real crime though is that y’all out here catfishing with nostalgia now.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

[worm @somethinglovely]

after telling my friends the most traumatizing shit that's ever happened to me

[braylonnn @braylon125]

ARE WE GETTING MATCHING PJS FOR THE HOLIDAYS OR NOT 😡