Mego Salbashian

Never too early to start beefing up your obituary. Start now.

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@Starlink speeds on @QatarAirways!
I guess it takes someone like @elonmusk to figure it out.

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@Starlink speeds on @QatarAirways! 🤯
I guess it takes someone like @elonmusk to figure it out

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@mikefutia Reels

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@moondrencht Wilson

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@dashboardlim Ai assistant

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@YourCFOGuy Send

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@YourCFOGuy Send

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@salbashian 😂😂

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@biohacker @Zenfrog4 What’s the dosage you take?

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@MarioNawfal Weak speech.
Beating around the bush.
Yes he threatened the US..but always does that.
You’re either IN or OUT, this was a DEFENSIVE message at best.

[Mego Salbashian @MegoSalbashian]

@salbashian True

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

ChatGPT passed a Wharton MBA exam. 

Time to overhaul education.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Covid helped us see that so many seemingly educated people are in fact idiots.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The @washingtonpost has at least finally been shamed into covering the story. Even if, predictably, their coverage suggests it’s a non-story. Honest question @JeffBezos, you’re a super smart guy. Is this what you want the Post to be? A left wing propaganda outlet?

[David | Filled With Money @FilledWithMoney]

BREAKING

The winner of the $2B Powerball jackpot nets $627.5M after taxes.

The real jackpot winner is the IRS.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I can't wait for @jack to have to pay his $8 to keep his blue check.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

The same people outraged over Twitter firing their workers were cheering when businesses fired workers for not taking the Covid shots.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Update from @elonmusk: Twitter Blue will cost $16 a month for those with “they/them” pronouns in bio, since they identify as multiple people.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon Heavy side cores have landed at SpaceX’s Landing Zones 1 and 2.

[Ari Paul @AriDavidPaul]

I just learned that IBM patented an early version of the blockchain in 1976. https://t.co/Hazw2g99IF