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[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me 2 minutes after arriving at work😫

[27. @dimvji]

i’m always in a rush to get home just to do nothing but lie down

[• @yducknow]

just realized that work is a group project that never ends😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Han 🌵 @hannahrosepage]

hi so you’re supposed to let people OFF the train first. hope this helps xx

[flo @goldengaard]

i am meeting this ref in the parking lot.

[munii @m1nuyln2]

i feel so sick. i could not be a player cause id genuinely throw up on the pitch

[munii @m1nuyln2]

heart rate is at 160bpm. youd think im on the pitch playing

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[໊ @wynavira]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando eu descubro que minha família comeu algo gostoso enquanto eu não estava em casa

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Zion @zionszzn]

I unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fck around with me please

[sarah @dollisstic]

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

[Chris Dixon @chrismd10]

My body does not know the difference between an Arsenal football match and being hunted for sport