Mel

she/her

[Mel @Mel0ncak3]

IF YOURE NOT GONNA WIPE YOUR DOGS EYE BOOGARS, GTFO

[Mel @Mel0ncak3]

The amount of customers who smell like they just hot boxed in the parking lot before coming in for their pets vet appointment is wild

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Superheroes are always nearby 🥰🧡

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet:

[Mel @Mel0ncak3]

my blind brother-in-law texted me "gary chip bag" this morning. i laughed thinking it was a voice to text mishap, only to find out he sent multiple different variations to everyone else. on purpose. i have the best in laws 😂

[Mel @Mel0ncak3]

just gonna say dont use bmo harris bank if you dont have to. apparently if you close your account, any transactions made on the account afterwards open your account back up and they dont tell you your account has been re-opened until months pass and youve racked up $$$ in fees 🙃

[Mel @Mel0ncak3]

life hack: cook with your oven so you can use it to warm the house when youre done cooking

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

this is what sun kissed means

[what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs]

nose-y neighbors

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If you're gonna force people back to the office for a job that could be done from home just as well, you should have to pay for their commute. pretty simple

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

[Procreate @Procreate]

she’s a 10 but she tries to tap undo on her physical sketch book