Melissa

Paradox of Personality

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@MRB_AI24 So he lost his job because he was too stupid to manage after school care for his kid?

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@always Your disgusting commercial ruined my dinner. :(

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@JillAnneMi Ma’am do semantics really matter when ANY church full of worshipers is attacked?

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@kimmy1082 @Momo1203595697 The stupid prize being a capital murder charge.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@tacobell I hate your drive thru robot that yelled at me. She seems like a real kiss ass bitch.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@Popeyes The new commercial on Pandora with the people screaming about chicken wings and game time makes me want to take an ice pick to my fucking eardrum.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@JeffLandry Animal cruelty

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@RealSherylStC This is so gross, weird, and morbid. People who don't have the means or capability to evacuate under short notice do not need people to tell them to prepare their bodies in such a sick way for the convenience of others in case of death.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@tjc_12 You’re going to be stuck in there when the power goes out 🤷‍♀️

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@dlight9239 @ArtCandee It's on KHOU.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@Texas68Landon @ArtCandee I live in Galveston County. 50 cars a day go over this bridge at most. It's not a huge piece of infrastructure. The oil spill, a bigger deal, but in terms of the bridge, it's only going to be a pain for TAMUG students.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@MarioNawfal The only thing on Pelican Island is Texas A&M at Galveston, the dorms, and a couple of apartment complexes. Sucks to be them, but it's not going to be a major disruption.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@Macys I was at the Baybrook Mall location and the different music in different departments was awful. I wanted to stay and shop but couldn’t stand it.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@BounceFresh Your commercial with "its the sheets" that comes on Pandora makes me want to gouge out my eardrums with a dull pencil.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@angegarrod @krassenstein We wonder why y’all aren’t allowed to kill home intruders and still have a monarchy.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@nytimes I want an article on what the pink haired lady did to the friend of the NYT editor to get this published.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@AstorAaron @nytimes It’s part of her beak, have more respect towards half bird people!

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@cottonelle Why are you making me watch a spaghetti octopus come out of a dentist’s ass, and then have her flushed with it?

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@UgochiKHOU @KHOU You spelled doughnut wrong.

[Melissa @Mel__1_]

@ChipsAhoy Why is a cartoon cookie humping a glass of milk in front children in your commercial?