Melanie Trump's Diary

Daily Thoughts, Observations, Tunnel digging updates, & much more. Obviously 4 Satire/PARODY/ & general amusement

[Melanie Trump's Diary @MelaniaDiary]

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[Melanie Trump's Diary @MelaniaDiary]

@realDonaldTrump Dear Diary, Orange Criminal Husband is SCARED of testimony. He pees pants at mere thought of McGahn, Mueller, & others having to tell TRUTH about his crimes. If he wasn't guilty & lying so much..He could have testified on his own. Donuld is too 🐔💩....gave ZERO answer in person.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I can't tell if @PressSec Sarah Sanders is lying. Can you?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I think there are more candidates on stage who speak Spanish more fluently than our president speaks English.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I have read and considered the rape allegation against @realDonaldTrump by E. Jean Carroll. The @nytimes reported today that she told two witnesses at the time about her rape. Her story is credible. I agree with @GOP Senators Romney & Ernst that an investigation should be opened.

[Melanie Trump's Diary @MelaniaDiary]

@GayRepublicSwag According to the waitress "She never met @EricTrump, he is NOT her type, & It never happened"...if you believe daddy @realDonaldTrump ISN'T a serial sexual predator/rapist...you have to also believe her.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Constitution: Wrong.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Under Trump, ethics, press freedom, human rights — including the lives of U.S. residents — are up for sale.

For the right price, the U.S. will look the other way when nations commit the most egregious human rights abuses.

Even the brutal murder of a journalist.

[Senator Mazie Hirono @maziehirono]

Trip to Mar-a-Lago for 1 president = $3.4 million = Toothbrush, Toothpaste, and Soap for 2.7 million kids.

With @realDonaldTrump, the cruelty is the point.

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

If a parent locked their child in a cage without soap or toothpaste, they would be charged with child abuse.

If a parent were to put their 8 year-old in charge of caring for a toddler, they could be charged with child endangerment.

Then the parents could go to JAIL.

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

@AOC "Our Promise:
Wayfair believes everyone should live in a home they love."

Unless you're an immigrant seeking asylum... then a cage with one of our beds will do. #WayfairWalkout

[Natalie Shure @nataliesurely]

I’ll be covering the #WayfairWalkout in Boston tomorrow. @Wayfair workers, please DM or email me if you’d like to chat for my story. ✊️

[Stands @Stands]

Hi @Wayfair, one of your buyers here (professional account) - until you reevaluate your supply chain, we will no longer be purchasing from you. #WayfairWalkout

[Melanie Trump's Diary @MelaniaDiary]

@LindseyGrahamSC Draft Dodging Donald is NOT right. Risking American lives for oil is not something we will EVER allow the REPUBLICANS to do again.

[Melanie Trump's Diary @MelaniaDiary]

@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump This rapist DRAFT DODGER .@realDonaldTrump has ZERO business leading our military. Fortunately, his bone-spurs are back & the COWARD choked under pressure. He's pathetic, weak, & completely incompetent.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Yes we can.
#FridaysForFuture #schoolstrike4climate #ClimateStrike

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Yes we can, Greta. I’m hopeful because of you and all the young people who are fighting to protect the planet. Keep at it.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

I think Democrats are vastly underestimating the ways a corrupt and lawless president can use the powers of the presidency itself to cheat in an election.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Disgraceful yet sadly par for the course for this president.

When the president talks like this, it’s no wonder @SenateMajLdr McConnell is blocking bipartisan efforts to secure our elections from foreign interference.

https://t.co/AOHAlS5pOs

[Matt Zapotosky @mattzap]

JUST IN: Trump has asserted executive privilege over materials in the Census dispute w/ House Oversight. This just before the committee is set to hold AG Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in contempt for failing to turn over the materials, which the committee had subpoenaed