Nobody is ever really prepared to be the crazy cat lady. One day you wake up and you’ve got 5 mugs in your cupboard all gifted to you from different people that say you are, so you just accept it
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”
Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.