Mel Barren Wordy Girl & Cartoonist

Cartoonist and illustrator, copywriter / ghost blogger / author / website designer and total effing idiot.

[Mel Barren Wordy Girl & Cartoonist @MelBarrenDesign]

Another happy customer, (and a happy cartoonist as I modelled Basil on a tangled ball of wire wool).
#customgifts #personalisedcartoon #originalart

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@izzymks I'm a cartoonist specialising in personalised cartoons. Last Xmas was mad with framed custom cartoons of pets and people. I can send you examples.

[Mel Barren Wordy Girl & Cartoonist @MelBarrenDesign]

Here's a wee sample of my custom cartoons of real pets and their people.
Less than £50 framed.
#customart

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Followers. Just 12.

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@JohnSmith_765 @MartinSLewis You're lucky to be blessed with such robust health. Many are not so fortunate. I also respect your choice not to have children. Luckily for you, other humans have children, and they sustain the workforce and economy, which enables you to thrive.

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Thanks to Ryan Snaadt for making this photo available on @unsplash 🎁 https://t.co/RTJmbWkKdM

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@artyfartist Amazing work!

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@artyfartist @ClaireCoutinho @ClaireCoutinho made a terrible decision. #livesinthebalance #oxted

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@mrjamesob Yes, Penny. Let's start by fighting to get you out of office.

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Thanks to Rock'n Roll Monkey for making this photo available on @unsplash 🎁 https://t.co/gAZNlDw3hi

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@realtoryparty @pritipatel

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Well, hello.

The Wordy Girl's new blog zones in on why your 'About' page should not be about...(ahem) YOU. Here are the bones of the blog for a quick-read with a massive freebie for you at the end:

Your 'About Us / About Me' website page ranks between t…https://t.co/dBY72jPSSJ

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How To Write A Killer 'About Us' Page:

Your 'About Us / Me' page probably ranks between the 3rd and 7th most visited page on your website.

In a world of wafer-thin attention spans, the trick to using your 'About' page as sales rocket-fuel is to boot yo…https://t.co/TgVLCO8Cd8

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Meanwhile, in the UK, drivers do their own pothole scans, seeking clues like lone hubcaps and tyre pieces in gutters and cyclists upside down in hedgerows.  https://t.co/R4KjZLOslV

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The CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman, looked Congress in the eye this week and said – with all fake innocence of a child caught redhanded with their fingers in the Silicon Valley cookie jar – that um, er, yes, they really should consider licensing and testing ge…https://t.co/EMOtIufdl7

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Succinct, neat messaging and storytelling on the trickiest of tricky subjects.

Nicely done, https://t.co/V21Tg8eS4k. https://t.co/5mLbKyQWsz

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I drew this in ye olden times when we had simple worries like l'il ol' Facebook being used to manipulate elections. Now Pandora's AI lid is irretrievably wide open, it's time to republish.

PS. Apologies to Banksy for the flagrant ripoff. Sorry, mate.

#a…https://t.co/gywbOV4p2v

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@wordmancopy There’s no place like the bog for a pretentious Haiku:

HELL OR HOT WATER

There is a flaw in
Our water distribution
priorities.

Someone’s in the shower.
Think before you use the sink.
Think before you flush.

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From inside a giant, rogue computer, Captain Kirk turned to Spock, "It's been self-generating more and more information, and now knows so much that it has developed consciousness".
Well, thank you, Captain Kirk, circa 1979. We hear ya, over here in dystopia.
#AI #chatGPT

[Mel Barren Wordy Girl & Cartoonist @MelBarrenDesign]

@marshallcartoon "pleasantest"