Mel Colvin

You think you know, but you have no idea.

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

All the pills they use on Nurse Jackie are the wrong shape and color

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Dudes at the gym—-I don’t want to talk!!!

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

I struggle but I should let sleeping dogs lie. I write it, erase it. Repeat it. But what good will it do, to reopen the wound. So I take a deep breath, and I save as draft....

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

AMFYOLO

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

When they ask for a pic....👻👻👻

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

I know there are others that deserve you, but my darling I am still in love with you.

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Them: what’s your favorite season?
Me: baseball

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

I’m not a psychic but I see myself all over you

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Tinder is ginger heaven

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Just learned a valuable tinder lesson- when discussing mutual Netflix interest always ask what season they’re on #SpoilerAlert sorry

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

I want Chinese, but they don’t deliver. I’m in my bathrobe- I guess this is God’s way of saying eat salad.

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

I’m fighting for the girls who were told they could never win

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

I really want to go back to the days when I thought WWE was real

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Dudes with long fingernails why why why!?!

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Awww old ppl flirting at the gym....warms my heart

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

If you want a way to be my fast-friend where a Captain America shirt

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Hes just what ur looking for only problem is that the mans not sure Another guy will give u everything only problem is u dont feel a thing

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Say you’ll remember me standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset

[Mel Colvin @MelC781]

Usually I don’t fuck with change, but I’ve been flipping coins a lot.